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The Goldbergs: Spank the monkey challenge!

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Who watches the Goldbergs?

The show begins "It was 1980 something" which takes me back.

I was thinking the one thing that show hasn't covered is the time Bev caught Adam spanking the monkey and naturally she overreacts and tells the rest of the family.

"Yo Bro, I whack it three times a day!" Barry says.

Erica scoffs and rolls her deep brown eyes.

The Dad tries to read his newspaper. "Beverly, leave him alone! It is perfectly natural!" he yells.

"Mama just wants you to have some Jergens lotion, a few spanky-wanky magazines, and a sock. For some reason, your brother likes using a sock. Don't ask me why, it must be a boy thing. Anyway, go to it Champ..." Bev says....

Or one of a thousand of other scenarios: My challenge this month since Father's day went so well:

Write a Goldbergs story!

Read a Goldbergs story!

Jerk it to a Goldbergs story!

If You don't watch the TV show write a story about Goldberg the Wrestler, or Goldberg your Dentist. I don't care. Be clever/be creative.

 

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