If Matt's bit about not knowing how football works until phys ed class seemed not believable, well, it's actually true. Matt may be the closest thing to a Self-Insert Fic/Marty Stu character that I'll ever write, and that was just something I thought I'd toss in from my own life. Sure, I could have looked it up or asked someone, but I really didn't care and it always seemed like football was easier to ignore when I had no clue what was going on.