Old Man with a Pen: Blog

Thoughts

In the fall of 1985, when I was 44 years old, during freshman orientation at Montana State University, I saw the perfect chest…with a billboard Tee.

“THIS ADVERTISING SPACE FOR RENT” She was a normal freshman…18, blond over blue and a 44DD.

A week later, I saw her again. A new shirt…and what a shirt!

MS. KITTY’S

BOZEMAN’s ONLY ADULT STORE

WILLSON STREET

DOWNTOWN

Of course, I went. Two years later, I was the night clerk. Funest job I ever had. You know the saying, “Don’t let college get in the way of your education.” Uh huh.

Now, I’m saying that because of this: At the ripe old age of 80 I have become a fan of British Soccer…specifically West Ham United and Arsenal.

West Ham United Football Club is an English professional football club based in Stratford, East London. Arsenal Football Club is a professional football club based in Islington, London, England. At this writing, they are in the top ten of all British football clubs.

They are rivals…sometimes their matches ain’t pretty.

At a local Knoxville watering hole that supports West Ham FC I was in attendance, watching West Ham take on Lyon…a UEFA match.

The UEFA Europa League, formerly the UEFA Cup, is an annual football club competition organised since 1971 by the Union of European Football Associations for eligible European football clubs.

The score was 0-3. West Ham was 3. Lyon was nil.

There were possibly a dozen rabid West Ham supporters watching the match.

Late in the second half in walks the absolute BEST reason for Women’s Tights. She was at least 21…21 is the age limit for drinking in Tennessee.

I have often read of Heart Shaped asses. This was the first time I had personally observed a pair. Lovely. As enticing as the 44D’s. And as noticable.

I had nothing to do with this development

great idea

to write a chapter when one has NO idea where it's going.

Yup...stumbled on something lost my footing and did a header into the power supply for my compression pump...and broke my little finger on my right hand. Very uncomfortable.

Also whacked my nose and left eye.

I don't have good control of my legs and it took a good long while to get up.

Finger is in a splint

Tuesday I go to the doctor to see what's what.