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Sick

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I have been ill...like so sick I'm stupid. I hope I'm better. I'll see the Doctor..EEG tomorrow. If my A-Fib isn't better they're going to electrocute my heart.

pissed off

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I'm mad at myself

The power lines going back up down Blue Bluff road is just plain mean!!

trouble

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The research on chapter was long...involved...and more trouble than it was worth

figment revolts...

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Figment said, 'I knew you'd weasel your way out.

"Remember where you reside."

'I know', she said, 'I claim unfair advantage.'

"Unfair? You know my every thought," I said.

eww

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Now...that was Figment!

Uhhuh

Wench! How am I supposed to fix that?

Figure it out...you always do

Fig...you always show up when I don't want your help.

Yup...Wrenches in the works...my middle name.

 

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