Hello, This is your prince of darkness. Ok, ok, this is your janitor of darkness. If you're young with nice tits I'll be happy to give you a tour of my closet after the show.
Thank you to the 1038 of you who tasted our first offering. A special thank you to the 24 of you who voted. Good Job! To my voters, especially the pretty female ones I'd like to offer a visit to our dungeon in gratitude (What? What do you mean, I'm not allowed? Insurance? Really?, All right, all right.) Sorry folks, to my great displeasure, the boss said I can't give away free visits to the dungeon proper due to insurance concerns. However, the story bar remains open to titillate and delight your darker desires.
We're pleased to announce that the second bottle of Miranda's lust and Kevie's pain and desire is currently at the distillery to be delivered at a date to be disclosed in the future. It will be labeled "Kevie's New Life" Please read the label before imbibing. Some customers complained of having hurt tummies after drinking. That's their dumbass for not reading the label first. All of our clients have their ID checked at the door.
Enjoy your sins,
Jun Tristan (What dumbass names a janitor "The King of Riots"? Oh, and pick up your trash on the way out. I'm the janitor, not your mother.)
