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Actress, Not Rocket Scientist.

May 6, 2018
Posted at 2:41 pm

Hollywood actress Alyssa Milano, whose credits include roles in Who's the Boss? and Charmed, appeared at an anti-NRA rally in Dallas yesterday.

As unremarkable as that is, her appearance was notable because Milano showed up at the rally flanked by armed bodyguards.

Whatever crush I may have had on Ms. Milano in my younger years is totally and completely obliterated now. I don't even want to screw someone this stupid, much less date or marry them.

Thanks Alyssa for the fantasies but... Bye.

"Flipping Virgins"

April 2, 2018
Posted at 10:01 pm
Updated: April 2, 2018 - 10:03 pm

Is it just my dirty mind or does this new HGTV show, , just set off all kinds of really dirty stories in your head?

Even if you take what they mean by "flipping", which is buying, renovating and then quickly selling a house, literally, the title still works for a Steven Seven story or some such. :)

A few ideas:

"Flipping Virgins" : the story of a "contractor" who "renovates" virginal females and turns them into usable sluts.

"Flipping Virgins" : the story of three female gymnasts who are desperate to achieve that last symbol of womanhood, to lose their virginity.

"Flipping Virgins" : The story of two young sisters, fresh out of college, saving themselves for marriage, who start flipping houses for extra money and get themselves flipped in the process.

And the list goes on....

Holiday Wishes

December 24, 2017
Posted at 5:48 pm

"God bless us, every one!"

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

Happy Holidays.

Pick your favorite. Or Take them all. :)

"Good Enough"

December 4, 2017
Posted at 2:11 am

I'm sorry.

Would you repeat that please?

Okay. Let me see if I've got this straight?

You have designed and built a house for you and your family but you didn't use an engineer, an architect and you're not planning to have the electrical wiring done by a professional or even inspected?

Aren't you risking you and your families property and lives? Oh, you're saving time and money. Is it really worth it? Oh, of course. It's "good enough" for you.


Now you're telling me you are going to fix your car but you know nothing about fixing cars? And you're not even going to get a book or watch some YouTube videos or something?
You don't know what you're doing. Doesn't that seem dangerous to you? Oh, you're saving time and money. I see. So, it's "good enough" for you?

Wait, wait, wait!

You're telling me your little boy, six year old Matthew, is learning to paint? That's great. What are you doing with his paintings? Oh. Isn't that a little odd? You're just laying the paintings in the backyard. Aren't you worried they'll be damaged or destroyed by nature or a random passer-by?
Oh. I see. You're saving time and It's "Good enough."

Hold on now!

You're telling me you wrote a really good story, that has lots of really hot sex scenes in it, great plot and great characters but you wanna put it up just as fast as you can so everyone can read it and tell you how wonderful it is so you're not going to bother to "Waste time" having it edited in any way? Not even going to bother re-reading it yourself?
Oh I see. Once again it's "Good enough for you."

WHAT A LOAD!!!!!!!!!

New Site Service for Readers

January 6, 2017
Posted at 3:39 am

The site has a new reader function where they can add a comment at the end of the story for other readers. Authors can turn this on or off for each story. I've turned it on. This is for readers to make comments for other readers. I do not track them or read them, so don't say anything there you expect me to respond to. If you wish to communicate with me, send me an email via the Author Feedback link or my site email link.

Thank you.

Yes, I'm a thief. I stole the title of this blog, and that paragraph from another author's blog (Thanks Cazna.) If he writes and complains... I'll probably cry. :)

I digress...

I have turned on the "Public Comment" option on all 20 of my stories. Like Cazna's paragraph said, the public comments section is NOT the best way to get a hold of me. While I may, just out of curiosity, check out what's being said every now and then, it might be weeks, or even months, between times I check. So if you have something to say to me, send me an e-mail.

I am putting my faith in my readers that you all won't just start posting nasty shit about me, my stories, or about other readers. If that happens, I will turn off the public comment option and be done with it. I will not play moderator or referee.

Hope everyone is having a good New Year.