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Just a comment on a story that was well written but . . .

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I have to say that I really like DFWBeast's stories and I love the Brownwood collection with a few exceptions and "I Dreamed" is one that I sort of liked but hated the ending.
In my harsh world Bozo would have returned when it was all over she would have been told:

"You went to where I told you not to go and you did it without my engagement ring on. You fucked three guys and I hear that it was drugs but it looked like you were having a great time being made air tight. I saw every scream and moan. I watched you pack up and refuse to talk to me and stay with your little rich bitch of a lover. At home you refuse to talk to me. Then you tell me you got knocked up and murdered the baby. So in addition to cheating we have to add stupidity and murder. You now claim how bad you had to live being the little rich boy's slut and then you decided just for shits and giggles to fuck all three of them again and get knocked up again. And I am supposed to feel sorry because your little rich bitch kicked your ass and you lost the bastard. No problem, you murdered one already so that should not be a problem for you! Anyway it was not related to me so I don't give a rat's ass.
Then your little trip down memory lane put my daughter, mother and sister and her unborn child at risk, not to mention getting me air-conditioned by your fuck buddy and almost making my daughter an orphan. Then you talk my mother, who will no longer be my mother if she keeps this shit up, to let you into my life on the guise that I need you to be there to get home to my daughter.
So I fuck you and you get so upset. Hell I played your little porno for you and you are upset at me? Fuck me, you did the same thing a second time and there was no talk of drugs, you did it because you wanted to. So when I treat you like you loved them treating you, well your poor feelings were just so hurt.
Now, now, you want a Mulligan [do over] with me?
Never going to fucking happen! Everything that happened to you, YOU did it to yourself and frankly I want more children not some old porno slut that can't breed anymore.
So hit the road. I don't want you to have any worse luck or problems, and I understand that it really sucks being you, but you are the master of your fate and I am the master of mine.
I may find another love, maybe not. But the way I look at it, if love means something like you, I can do without.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."

Just got a few hundred emails

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Well Yahoo just came up with a few hundred emails that were not here before. I will be answering them as fast as I can. Well, yahoo is free.
Sorry if you think I forgot you.

a new little email

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You claim to be a Grammar Nazi in your blog post.
Maybe you should work on your punctuation now.

And yes, I'm sending this anonymously because your
story, and your two blog posts, prove you're a
hateful asshole and I don't need that kind of shit
today.

I managed to get about a quarter of the way
through your story before I couldn't take it
anymore.

Great writer... my ass.



Did I say I was a great writer? I can't remember when I said I was a Nazi anything but I have no recollection to being a Grammar Nazi?

would sure like an email where I said that so that I can fix it because it just ain't true.

Damn I love fan mail!

The Gay P.A.

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who ever wrote me and said that I was wrong with the title "The Gay Pa" - you are right. It should have been P.A.
Oh well - shit happens.
Thanks

A Boring Man

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What a fan wrote:

"Having heard the bees and seen the phantoms
glistening in the sun, the grunt and flash in
coming, the groaning chanting don't die on me
mother fucker roaring down river spewing blood and
fire. And yes the dark eyes dying in the bush wide
with innocence my hands forever bloody. You have
touched the unholy soul none can forget lost here
in this vacant place of lurid and worthless
drivel. True stories remain in the muck, but there
is peace in eyes looking up."

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