Nick Haley: Stories

I am what many people would call a “creepy guy”. I know this, because they’ve said it to my face. Many times. All through high school. Then college. Then, in many job interviews. It was quite literally what qualified me for my current job. “Yeah, to be honest, we’re hiring you ‘cause we think your creepy-ass face will scare the kids away,” the jackass said to me. I would’ve ripped him a new one if I didn’t need the work. I work the literal graveyard shift.