A Jamie Story Jamie has volunteered to participate in a fashion show for charity, but it turns out the outfit is not just revealing but awkward. Trust Nils to find a solution. Illustrated.
Sandra gets an early Christmas present from her boyfriend, Dan--a cellphone. That way, even though Dan's going to be out of town on Christmas, they can keep in touch. But Sandra wants more than Dan's voice. She wants Dan. She uses the new cellphone to call Santa Claus to see if there's anything he can do. Too much static. The elves garble Sandra's message. Nevertheless, Santa is determined to make things right.
He's about to fly to the coast for a business trip when his wife tells him she's pregnant. He's never been so happy. They celebrate with sex, and he considers staying home for more celebration.
