Des Petites Morts: Stories

Harry Potter, preparing for his fourth year at Hogwarts, is mistakenly sent a tome of experimental spells. These spells are everything a young wizard could want, which is to say they are all about sex. Harry takes the book with him to the World Cup, then to Hogwarts. He does not use it responsibly. Nor do the others who wind up, at various times, in control of the book. (Heavily inspired by Avatrek's excellent "Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Desire.")