Carlos Malenkov: Stories

"Norman had finally persuaded Jenny to do him." Do him with a dildo, that is. And things are never the same. This is one of a very few pure "stroke" stories by me.

Horny typewriters slavering and drooling when their human pets hump one another? An absurd premise for an absurd story.
This one was written for a contest, and, of course, it didn't win. Didn't even place or show. The story is cutesy, overly literary, and affected... and it's not even very good. Don't bother reading this one unless you're a fan of mine and you absolutely have to read every story I've ever written.

Held hostage by a terrorist gang. Abused and raped, and that wasn't even the worst of it!

They had promised to turn his life around, but instead he found himself trapped in a nightmare.

Ah, revenge is so sweet. Attending a high school reunion you meet an old flame. She had treated you like dirt, way back then, but now the tables are turned. She's desperate for a little lovin', and as for her husband... If you liked the movie, "Peggie Sue Got Married," you might find this story very interesting.

Witches? They're nothing but fairy tales. But if you do happen to run into one, whatever you do, don't have sex with her.

The further adventures of the rock star Alexxia, previously introduced in the story, "Twenty-Five Words or Less." She develops this strange medical condition that bloats her up to 290 lbs. and... what does it do to her career and love life?

She had a pockmarked face and a big fat ass. She was ungainly and lacking in social skills. Never mind that she was warm, loving, and, somewhere underneath it all, recklessly passionate. At 38 she was still a virgin.