I fell asleep last night after first going out and staying out very late on a school night. I'm not real sure how I ended up in bed, but I did. My head hurts so badly!
I needed something to wake me up, so I got out of bed and carefully walked to my bathroom. I thought that splashing some Old Spice on my face would help. My logic center wasn't at its best.
I stripped myself of my boxers and climbed into a really hot shower. I let it run until it was cold, and I finally felt capable of greeting the rest of my family for the day.
I combed my wet hair, shaved and put some clothes on and went down to the kitchen hoping to catch some breakfast.
My mom, dad, and sister, were there. Dad put his hand up, and I was coherent enough to return the high five.
"Good morning honey," my mother (Jean-45) said. "I heard you come in awfully late last night. How did you sleep?"
"Faced own in my pillow," I answered.
That made Dad (Joseph-46) laugh much louder and harder than I heard of him a long while.
"Hardy har har," my sister (Olivia-23) said.
"I'm sorry Liv," I said. "I can't look beautiful every day like you do."
She turned to me and said, "Beautiful. You haven't called me that in years." She smiled at me.
"That is strange to hear you call your older sister beautiful. Are you all right, Andrew (Me-17)?" mom asked.
"Since I got up and showered, I am feeling better," I answered, I think. "Besides Mom, the biggest reason Olivia is so pretty is because you're so Hot!"
Dad lowered his paper. "Did I hear what you just said?"
"Dad. For a middle-aged man, you look pretty good yourself," I said.
"Andrew," he said looking at me closely now. "Exactly, what did you drink last night?"
"Couldn't tell you. I remember your telling me once 'Not to mix your liquor.'"
"Yes, I did, but you apparently forgot that last night," he said raising his newspaper to read.
"I'm sure I had, at least, six different adult beverages last night. Not only that, I had a couple of hot braless babes fall into me. One of them must have been size 44 or bigger. Never saw anything that size before in real life before. Anyway, 44DD fell on me, and her scent was loaded with some perfume fragrance that almost made me hurl."
"Andrew," mom remarked, "You not only drank underage, but you were approached by hookers?"
"Mom, they fell over me. The second one ended on my lap, and put my hand on her breast."
That caused my sister to gasp.
"She wasn't nearly as hot as you are Liv! Anyway, I picked her up by her breast because I had a drink in my right hand."
"Would you talk to your son?" mom said to dad.
"Sounds to me like he's answering all your questions perfectly honest," dad responded.
I turned away from everyone and gave out a very large belch. I got my bearings again and said... "Shit!"
"What?" my sister said.
"Ask me a question that I would never answer," I said to her.
"I don't understand!" she said.
"Ask me something that you know I would lie about?"
"OK. How do you like the shirt I'm wearing?"
"It's not nearly tight enough — I can't see your nipples," I said, covering my mouth the moment I had said that.
"Andy," my dad said, "Let me try this, 'What happened to my car five nights ago?'"
"I took it out at one pm to be with some buddies and clipped somebody's mailbox on my way back!"
Mom stopped what she was doing, saying "Apparently, you can't tell a lie!"
Liv suggested, "It has to be the combination of the alcohol, the hookers, and everything else in his environment that has caused this."
"Oh Olivia, that first girl. She was so big I knew she would fall over. I was the lucky guy. She grabbed my dick through my pants before getting up. She even licked her lips. I got completely hard — all nine inches!"
"Andrew," my mother smarmily asked, "What do you think of my variety of dinner selections?"
"I would suggest you watch more cooking shows on TV because you can't heat up water without fucking it up!"
I knew what was coming, and the slap was hard and well-deserved.
"What the hell do I do? I can't go to school like this. I would be slapped or slugged all day long. I would be in a shitload of trouble before lunch was over."
"Your sister is going for a double major, chemistry and pharmacology. Maybe she could find a way to help you. Your mother and I have to get to work."
They both left.
"My dear beautiful, gorgeous, full-figured and fantastic looking sister, can you help me? Help me Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope!"
"I can try," she giggled. "But, I like this Andrew better."
We walked up to her room, and I followed her. "You have a nice ass too, Liv!"
"Thank you. Get up on my bed and strip."
"Ooh boy, I've been waiting to hear you say that for a couple of years."
"Calm down, Andrew. I need to get some samples."
"Give me about one minute and I can give you a whoooole bunch of samples," I said.
"Maybe later, first I need you to give me a sample of urine please?" She had a small cup in her hand.
"You're going to need a bigger cup Liv!"
"I think you are still a little drunk, I can't believe the personality change you are going through, Little Brother?"
"I'm sorry," I said taking a big breath. "Help me, before I tell my best friend that I fucked his sister a week ago. I don't know why. It's you I have always wanted. Before we do anything else, can I fuck you?" I turned away and started to blush.
"Andrew," my sister said softly turning my head and seeing her naked.
"Oh my god," I said out loud. "Really?"
We were quickly bouncing on my bed, with me on top making her scream my name out loud. She must have had a half a dozen orgasms to my two large cums. I put one in her hairless pussy and the other in her mouth.
After our shower, she took some of my sperm and my blood. She said she needed to leave me for a while, but would be back as soon as she could.
I heard the front door open and slam shut. I went downstairs to mom looking pissed.
"Can you believe it? Everyone in the office was expecting me to get the manager job. But, they gave it to a man. Of course, keep the good old boy network going. I barely need the job, with what your father brings home, but I'm not going to give them that satisfaction."
"I always knew you were a pistol, baby," I said.
"Where's your sister?" she asked, ignoring my previous remark.
"She took my sperm and blood to have it tested. She said she'd be back in a couple of hours. Why are you home, anyway, Beautiful?"
"I was so mad that I needed to cool off. How are you doing, Andrew?"
"Not as bad as you apparently. I couldn't decide to watch a movie upstairs in my room or to come down and get something to eat."
"I'm not really sure if I want to know the answer to this, but how did Olivia get your sperm?"
I was trying to concentrate and tell a lie, but the words came out of my mouth, "We fucked for about 45 minutes. I had two pretty good-sized orgasms. She may have had as many as six of her own."
She had been making herself a drink. After my admittance, she finished her drink quickly and poured another one. Then she walked over to me.
"How do I look to you right now, honey, good enough to fuck?" she said.
"Goddamn mom, you have never looked as hot as you do right now. I would give my soul to fuck you a couple of times!"
She poured herself another drink and swallowed it fast. She got up close to me and touched her lips to mine. I was petrified, but also hard as I had ever been. I kissed her back. We were as close together as I had been with my sister.
"What if we do this and dad asks me about it?" I said sounding logical for the first time today.
"I don't care. I've been horny for you since you called me 'Hot' earlier."
I followed her up to her room. She casually started removing her work outfit of a white blouse and a matching skirt and jacket. When she got down to just her bra and panties, I took in a deep breath, "You are so gorgeous. That's the truth."
"Get undressed dear, we only have as long as your sister is gone," mom said.
I stripped showing my steel hard dick. She dropped to her knees and started a blowjob. It was the best I had ever, with my blowing a load down her throat. All of it without the benefit of any conversation!
"How was that compared to your sister?" she asked licking all over my dick.
"She didn't give me a blowjob; we just fucked."
"Well then, hop up onto the bed dear. I want to know how I compare with a girl in her twenties."
"That's easy to answer, your tits are bigger, and you have hair on your pussy, Olivia doesn't."
"Would you prefer I didn't?" she asked.
"As long as you're clean enough for me to stick my tongue into, I don't care."
"Go ahead, I'm ready for your nice big dick in my cunt."
I climbed on the bed, first giving her a single lick, and then I put my fully stretched nine-inches at her entrance and pushed all the way in. She liked that!
While she was adjusting to that, I started sucking on her nice bounteous boobies. They were really tasty. I felt her hand on my ass, so I began to start pumping in and out of her. Apparently, my mother isn't much of a talker during sex, but she knew what to do.
"Can I cum inside you, Jean?"
My using her name took her by surprise, but she answered, "Anytime, dear."
I kept thrusting deep with nice medium strokes. She was moaning but seemed passive. I picked up my speed, and she became more animated. I tried to go even faster, but I was afraid of accidentally coming out of her. The moment was near.
"Jean..." was all I could say as I started cumming inside my own mother's pussy. I felt a hand on my back.
"That was beautiful," Olivia said to me.
I gave mom a kiss, and covered her up going into my sister's room.
"I had your blood tested. They found nothing out of the ordinary. The same with your sperm — you do have an inordinate amount of active sperm. What is called 'Super Sperm' in medical circles. I suggest you drink as much water as you can. That might purge your body of the toxins that have caused your problem. I even went to my advisor and, at first, she thought I was joking, but I told her about your problem. She wouldn't mind testing you if you want to be a guinea pig."
She handed me a large bottle of water and told me to drink at least four of them a day until the problem goes away.
"I have a class to get to Andrew. Mom is here if you need something. Drink the water."
She gave me a kiss good-bye.
I went in to check on mom. She was snoring.