Chapter 1: (Two Minutes)
Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Humor, Group Sex, Interracial, Black Male, White Female, Oral Sex, Sex Toys, Exhibitionism, Teacher/Student, Big Breasts, Workplace,
Desc: Humor Sex Story: Chapter 1: (Two Minutes) - Supercute brunette, Faye Skylark, decides to put her amazing oral talents to work by auditioning for a part in a porn film. Does she get the part? Well... Not exactly...
"Next!" The voice from the room next door called out.
Faye Skylark looked around her at the room full of college girls and tried to work out her place. She had been there for almost an hour and was pretty sure she must be called soon. She half started to rise out of her seat when a mini-skirted and very busty blonde strode past her toward the door opposite. She sat back down with a sigh.
What am I doing here? she asked herself. Look at that girl! She's perfect! And who are you? Sure, you're cute, but just look at these girls!
And she was cute. 18, 5'6", slender, small waist, large but perky breasts, brown eyes, fair skin, freckles (But not too many, she thought), a cute bob of brown hair and a delightfully impish smile.
But the room contained the sexiest girls on campus. When she decided to audition for Theta Iota Tau fraternity's porn film she just didn't realise how tough the competition would be.
Again Faye wondered why she was there. She was probably the only freshman in the room and had only been in college a few weeks. And if the Dean finds out about this, it will be my last few weeks, she thought. So why am I doing it?
Sure the money would be helpful but that wasn't it. She needed somewhere to fit in. Faye wasn't great at sport, had no interest in debating, or in any of the other activities the college offered.
Then Faye heard about Theta Iota Tau's film and knew she'd found her niche. If there was one thing she could do - could do exceptionally well - it was suck cock. Her mouth had reduced grown men to tears - and to their knees. The boys at High School had openly praised her oral abilities and she had gained a well-earned reputation as the best cocksucker in school. But that seemed a long time ago now ... No one knew her here and she needed this.
Faye looked around the room at the competition again. The memory of literally hundreds of blowjobs began to fill her with confidence. Just let me get my mouth on you, she thought, looking back at the doorway hiding the unseen voice. I'll blow you away!
A few moments later the busty blonde came out of the door opposite and walked toward Faye on her way out. As she walked passed, she glanced down at Faye and gave her a dismissive look.
Faye gasped. There, hanging from the blonde's chin, was a small string of cum. She'd been beaten to it! The blonde had sucked the guy off already! Well, no matter, Faye thought. I'll soon have him up aga...
But at that moment the door opened again and a guy wearing a Theta Iota Tau football jersey & jeans came out. "I'm sorry girls," he announced, a contended smile playing across his lips. "But the position has been filled. Thank you very much for coming and if we need anyone else in the future we'll be in touch."
As a rumble of discontent amongst the girls began to grow the guy ducked back behind the door and closed it.
The girls' discussion and resentment became more animated but they began to make their way out until only Faye was left. She wasn't about to give up that easily. She went up and knocked on the door.
"The position has been filled!" The guy called out again, through the closed door.
"I ... I know ... but ... please... !" Faye called back. "I need this. I'll do anything!"
"Then you should have got here ten minutes earlier, sweetheart!" the voice called back.
"It's not too late!" Faye refused to give up. "Whatever she did, trust me I can do better!"
"Yeah, right!" The voice began to sound impatient. "She had me ... er ... convinced in less than five minutes!"
"Then I'll do it in less than two!" Faye's lip curled in doubt. Could she do that? The guy had only just shot a load into the blonde. But he was young ... and she was very good...
"Like I said ... you should have got here ten minutes earlier!"
"I can still do it!" Faye breathed deeply. "Two minutes ... tops!"
The voice behind the door was silent. Then Faye heard footsteps and the door opened. "Two minutes?" The guy looked sceptical.
"You know I just er ... spoke ... to Melissa Page?"
"Makes no difference..." So that's her name, Faye thought.
"Come in..." the guy pulled the door further open and once Faye had passed through, closed it behind her. Then he turned and began to eye Faye up and down. She was wearing a black tube top, blue jeans & high heeled sandals. Niccceeee!!! He thought to himself.
"Two minutes?" he said again, still not believing it. Still ... who cares? He was going to get his cock sucked for the second time today. And that kind of luck didn't come his way every day! "Perhaps you should show me what you can do... ?"
Faye smiled sweetly at him and dropped to her knees. Moments later she had his jeans unzipped and had pulled out his cock. It was about three inches long and still soft. Well, I'll soon fix that, she thought as she took it inside her mouth.
Ooooohhhhh! the guy thought as he felt a multitude of sensations around his cock. She's gooooood!
It took only a few moments for Faye to suck the cock up to its full length and rock hardness. She couldn't see it but her experienced mouth told her it was now about nine inches long, maybe nine and a half ... and quite broad. Then she began bobbing her head up and down, allowing the cock to slide in and out of her mouth and across her tongue. Not too deep, she decided. Save that for later.
Ooooohhhhh! Was still the thought uppermost in the guy's mind. He certainly lost all interest in timekeeping. He just gazed down lovingly at Faye's pretty face slide up and down his length and her pretty bob of hair as it er ... bobbed up and down. I wonder if that's why they call it a bob, he mused silently.
Faye continued her well-practised, rhythmic bobbing motion and the guy kept watching...
Ooooohhhhh! The guy thought yet again. That is soooooo nice! Almost hypnotic...
The guy found watching Faye's bobbing head remarkably soothing while at the same time the incredible sensations she was producing in his cock were wildly arousing. The conflicting mix of the two was ... well, he couldn't think how to describe it. But he liked it. He really liked it!
Faye had settled into her standard blowjobbing bob. She could keep it up for hours given enough guys. She could keep a guy teetering mercilessly on the edge of cumming for ages without letting him over the edge. But not today ... Today she had a two minute window in which to drain this guy dry.
Faye's record for sucking a guy to completion was waaaay under two minutes, but this guy was unknown and he'd just shot a load not five minutes ago. Getting him off in under two minutes would be a remarkable achievement for anyone.
After 20 or 30 seconds of bobbing Faye decided to start exploring his cock in more detail. While maintaining the bob, she sent her tongue to probe all around the head of the cock, then up and down the shaft, all the while gauging his reactions and working out his weak points.
"Mmmmmmggg... " he groaned as Faye licked just under the head, flicking it and tickling it with her tongue. "Yes... "
Faye briefly released his cock in order to suck on his balls. First one ... then the other ... then finally both together. He really seemed to like that...
Finally Faye decided to treat him to her speciality - a deepthroat hummer. When she took his shaft back into her mouth, she pushed herself all the way down, without pausing, until she could lick his balls once again - this time with four or five inches of steel hard cock poking down her throat.
"Oh God!" the guy groaned. "That's ... ohhhhhh!"
Then Faye began to hum.
"Ohhhhhh... ! Ohhhhhh... ! OHHHHHH... !" The guy was now weakening fast. His body was twitching. His breathing was becoming short and irregular. Faye knew that his face was beginning to screw up into one of those funny expressions guys have when they're cumming. She looked up and a brief smile played across her lips at his expression.
You're mine... Faye thought. We both know it. Now cum for me. Give me that load...
"Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!" the guy erupted. Literally.
Faye felt his first spurt shoot straight down her throat into her tummy. It was quickly followed by two more what felt like sizable shots. She debated pulling her head back so she could take a load or two into her mouth but didn't want to put him off his shooting, so just kept humming.
Two more spurts and he was finished. Losing his balance he grabbed the table beside him for support. "Jeez!" he exclaimed, somewhat dumfounded. "That was ... was ... ahhhhhh..."
Faye finally released his cock from her throat and returned the head to her mouth. She continued with some gentle sucking and tonguing while the guy's orgasm fully subsided. Finding a little leftover cum at the tip she swallowed it down and felt that little thrill of excitement she always felt when she got to swallow a guy's load. Too bad most of it had pumped straight down her throat but this was business, not pleasure. She had a taste for it now, and wanted more. Someone's going to strike it lucky tonight, she thought to herself. I wonder who it will be?
Faye released the guy's cock fully, placed it back into his jeans and zipped him up. She stood up and looked him straight in the eye, a playful smile dancing across her lips. "Well?" she asked.
"That was ... incredible..." the guy gasped, still in a bit of a daze after the most intense blowjob of his life.
"So... ?" Faye waited, impatiently, her hands bunched over her chin and her body bouncing up and down in anticipation.
"Be back here at 11am Saturday, and wear something cute."
"Thank you!" Faye clapped her hands before rushing forward to kiss the guy. It was a long, deep kiss and it left the guy still more dazed and not a little breathless.
Before he recovered his wits to say any more the cute, perky brunette had skipped out of the room and was gone. He wasn't sure but he thought she might have been singing quietly as she went...