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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 398

This compliments of the 'Shy One'

BRILLIANT

Is there a single soul who is surprised that an Engineer came up with this:

10,535 pages reduced to 4 sentences...

READ SLOWLY!

4 simple sentences...

Great summary by a Notre Dame University engineer...

Here are the 10,535 pages of Obama Care condensed to 4 simple sentences...

As humorous as it sounds ... every last word is TRUE!

1. In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to un-insure the insured.

2. Next, we require the newly un-insured to be re-insured.

3. To re-insure the newly un-insured, they are required to pay extra charges (surprise!) to be re-insured.

4. The extra charges are required so that the original un-insured now can be insured, so it will be 'free-of-charge' to them.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is called "redistribution of wealth" or, by its more common name, SOCIALISM, or "PROGRESSIVE", the politically correct names for COMMUNISM!

Wow! What a brilliant way to raise money to fund a free service.


These two are compliments of Lea

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."

 
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