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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 320

These are compliments of the 'Shy One'

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at the South Clubhouse.

"My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time because my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you," said one elderly lady!

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully...

"Thank God we can all still drive"


Well, Congress passed the bill that allows gays to serve openly in the

Military (AND NOW TRANS GENDERS TOO). No more don't ask don't tell. But what he has really done is cause confusion in the ranks that could easily cost Marine lives.

This could happen.

You know that Marines are trained to immediately obey orders. So imagine. You're a Marine in a combat situation ; the enemy is firing at you, and running toward your position. The guy next to you is openly gay.

Your Squad Leader yells out, "Shoot the cocksuckers!"

Do you see the confusion here?

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