I've reached a point in my life where I can look back at 50 years of being in the company of Girls. My stories are autobiographical, involving real people -- some doing predictable, yet others doing HIGHLY unpredictable things. I have been extremely lucky to have hurt no one, nor to have been hurt in return. It's been a thrill, as well as an education. What you are about to read is TRUE, and presented exactly as it happened. I meant well all along the journey, but will cop to the title "DevilDave", applicable in certain cases -- which YOU can critique !