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Big Daddy Five: Profile

Big Daddy Five was born on the outskirts of Free Oz. He spent his childhood dodging witches and was friends with the Munchkins. He moved to London at the age of 24, where he became confidant to Queen Victoria and Professor Moriarty. Edgar Rice Burroughs once described him as "the chief inspiration for Tarzan and indeed, all of my work." He died at the age of 179 aboard a starship, on its way to the planet Urlona, surrounded by eight beautiful women who all smoked with cigarette holders. His spirit continues to write stories due to contractual obligations.