Just Plain Jane: Profile

The important thing to remember is that my goal isn't to achieve world peace, solve world hunger, or win a Nobel Prize in Physics. All of those things are impossible for one little old me. What I want to do here is write pornography. Heck, I don't even need a condom for that. Safe sex is a no brainer! I just made that up, and either I'm really drunk or it's kinda funny.