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Phil Brown: Profile

As a first time author, I feel like the Little Leaguer who's wandered onto the field at Yankee Stadium, in the top of the fifth and somebody threw me a glove saying "'ve covering third."
I'm excited to be here, and I'm just praying like heck that they don't hit it towards me.