JackassTales: Profile

Horny old dog in a wheelchair. At the age of 50+ years old, some might call me an old-timer or a dirty-old-man. I would wear either label with pride. I'm a college-educated American born and raised in the South. I suppose there is still a bit of hillbilly redneck in my character. If you read my stories closely you'll find traces of my accent and Southern upbringing. P.S. I don't smoke and I don't chew and I don't go with girls that do!