To put it simply, I am your friendly, morally challenged, psychotic, nympho slut! (Nosce te ipsen, for you Latin speaking geeks out there!)
I have just recently retired (read: thrown out) from a 30 year career in the United States Marine Corps. Now, as a retired, morally challenged, psychotic, nympho slut I can truly indulge in my very mostest favorite past time which is Pornerotica (God bless you Phil Phantom, wherever you are!) by writing down some of the fantasies that I've repressed for the last 30 years.
Woo Hoo! Stand by boys, the girl is come’en to town!