Beating Off Bob: Profile

Over a hundred stories were posted under the pen name "Beating Off Bob", and some of them even won awards.

Over time, though, as other authors began to use "Bob" in their names, things got a little confusing sometimes as to which Bob wrote which story. I didn't want to take credit for another Bob's story, and I didn't want them to get credit for any of mine.

Besides, I was tired of people telling me Beating Off Bob was an uncouth name. I have couth. I have lots of couth. I'm virtually running over with couth. So I changed my pen name to "Lubrican", a pen name that is "couthful" too. Or would that be "couthy"?

So, look up my stories under the pen name of Lubrican and give them a try. You might get a little couth for yourself.