Married young, divorced after the slut got pregnant after making me get a vasectomy because she thought birth control was bad for her complexion. (see "Forgiveness Denied").
Married again to a dropdead gorgeous blond airhead.
Divorced after three years.
Met my soulmate in the Pentagon and was amazed that at 41 years old she had never married. She lived with her widowed mother.
I've been married 28 years to this beautiful woman, also retired military.
I thank the good Lord for her every day and night.
I do pull some of my personal experiences to give credibility to my plot lines.