Something Like Devil's Path
and Sludge Rapebait
Even if it have a plot I will do it too
The William Tell Overture by Rossini, Ride of The Valkyries by Wagner, or for a slow build up to a grand finale try Bolero by Ravel.
Any woman will tell you that men simply cannot multitask; according to then you cannot read and beat off at the same time.
Try one of these...