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smrt alek ๐Ÿšซ

The main character was a girl with a butter face but she wasgood in bed so the frat guys liked passing her around. They trick her into working the haunted house webe she has a train run on her most of the night.

JimWar ๐Ÿšซ

@smrt alek

Never heard the expression 'butter face'. I'll have to google it. OK, I did, and I see what it is but still sounds stupid.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@JimWar

Since we're totally, absolutely, not at all misogynist here, I'm sure there must be a male equivalent. 'Butties face'? A face like a plate of sandwiches?

AJ

rkimmelerre ๐Ÿšซ

@JimWar

I am constantly astounded at how many perfectly attractive women are declared "butterfaces" by terminally online idiots who no sane woman would give the time of day. Makes them feel better about themselves, I suppose.

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redlion75 ๐Ÿšซ

@rkimmelerre

So a size 5 waist nice 32c tits 5ft6 butter face was mauled by an out of control squirrel.
Everything butterface is fine right?

redlion75 ๐Ÿšซ

@smrt alek

You have never met a female that everything but her (butter) face was attractive?

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Jumpingfrog ๐Ÿšซ

@redlion75

B.O.B.F.O.C

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch was the saying from my youth.

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Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

@Jumpingfrog

"You are so fucking ugly, your incubator had tinted windows and you were fed by catapult ..."

limab ๐Ÿšซ

@Jumpingfrog

Much different meaning, but we used to say "Body by God, brains by Mattel"

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@smrt alek

Hmm, what about the opposite, a woman whose face is the only part of her that is appealing?

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Marius-6 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Hmm, what about the opposite, a woman whose face is the only part of her that is appealing?

"Burqa Face"...

Replies:   Pixy
Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

@Marius-6

"How can you be so ugly with only one head?"

redlion75 ๐Ÿšซ

@smrt alek

Nut on her face or nut on her back

Replies:   Pixy
Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

@redlion75

"You look like you have done outside areas at Chernobyl ..."

shinerdrinker ๐Ÿšซ

@smrt alek

I say to anyone bad-mouthing any woman on the internet, something my father said way back when, "When you're stroking the fire, you ain't looking at the mantle."

My old man was an uncertified genius.

--Shinerdrinker

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@shinerdrinker

"When you're stroking the fire, you ain't looking at the mantle."

Are you allowed to look at the mantle if it's sucking your cock?

AJ

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redlion75 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Turn out the lights and they're all Jennifer Anniston.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@redlion75

Turn out the lights and they're all Jennifer Anniston.

I thought Jennifer Aniston's big selling point was her Rachel hairstyle. Not much point if the lights are out ;-)

AJ

Replies:   redlion75
redlion75 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Turn out the lights and she's whomever you want

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