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Clitorides lifetime Achievement award

Pixy 🚫
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I was bored and having a little gander at the Clitorides, and those nominated for the Clitorides lifetime Achievement award. It would appear, that my definition of 'lifetime' is a little different to that of others. Is Marsh Alien a pseudonym of another writer? Because two years, really? Given the list below, it's pretty obvious who the award should go to… LOL (Dates correct at time of writing).

AnnDouglas 1999-2023.....24 Years

Lubrican 2005-2024..........19 Years

WTSman 2010-2024..........14 Years

A Nemo 2010- 2023............13 Years

Oyster50 2011-2024............13 Years

Alan14 2013-2023..............10 Years

Sage OTFP 2015- 2024.......9 Years

Paige Hawthorn 2017-2024 7 Years

StarFleet Carl 2016-2024...7 Years

Reluctant Sir 2015- 2021 6 Years

Invid Fan 2011-2015..........5 Years

Alwayswantedto 2020-2024. 4 Years

Marsh Alien 2006-2008......2 Years

Replies:   sunseeker  awnlee jawking  REP
sunseeker 🚫
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@Pixy

I have no idea what the criteria is for the category but in 2 years the author posted 19 stories, most rated very well, and only 1, their last one "SuperEros" unfinished (last activity 4/14/2009). So the stories have been on SOL for 18+ years.

No idea if the author is still living or not.

SunSeeker

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Pixy

Alwayswantedto 2020-2024 14 Years

I think you need to check those numbers.

And perhaps you should be generous and add 1 to the total in case Marsh Alien started January 2006 and finished December 2008. (I've only read his 'A Stitch in Time' but it's very, very, very good.)

AJ

Replies:   sunseeker  Pixy
sunseeker 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Had to check but Stitch in Time is the one I've read as well. Have added it to my "read again" list as my memory ain't too great anymore lol

Pixy 🚫

@awnlee jawking

I think you need to check those numbers.

Ooops 🫣

My personal take, is that the minimum time to be considered should be at least fifteen years activity on the site. After all, it's a 'lifetime achievement' award. I understand that people could argue that someone who dies at age ten (etc) has had a ten year 'lifetime', but that's more an exception than the norm.

If you go by L/time awards in other professions (film/writing/music/etc), it's normally individuals who have been in the business a long time (like half a century or more). Granted, in this case it's a little harder as the site has not been going for fifty odd years (though to Laz, it may feel that way!).

For me, allowing nominations of people with a site history of a couple of years, lacks gravitas and is much akin to nominating a story with only male characters to the lesbian category.

I can appreciate other points of view and that some may prefer to use the metric of length of time stories have been on the site, rather than the length of the author's participation. However, (and yes, that's technically a 'but'). If, say, an author whose site participation of a couple of years wins over someone whose contributions span a quarter of a century. Then I feel justified in thinking the category is just a joke and wouldn't take it, or the winners of the rest of the categories, seriously. A bit like, say, if the London marathon allowed you to drop out at the one mile mark and still gave you the medal and everything, nobody would treat ownership (or the possessor) of the medal with any respect, because everyone would wonder if the owner had dropped out at the one mile mark. The medal, and the race, would quickly become a joke.

Also, I'm, not discounting the actual stories. If two writers have been here a similar time and both were up for the LT award, then most definitely, the quality of their writing should be used to discern the rightful winner.

Anyway, just my idle thoughts on the matter. "Go away now.." as a certain fellow is want to say...

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Pixy

My personal take, is that the minimum time to be considered should be at least fifteen years activity on the site.

I'm not a fan of his writing but enough readers are to justify the inclusion of Starfleet Carl - it wasn't his fault his writing career ended prematurely.

I think quantity and quality of work should also be considered alongside longevity. The UK Civil Service, for example, is notorious for proposing long serving civil servants for honours even though their principal achievements were not trying to introduce anything innovative or efficient.

AJ

Replies:   Pixy
Pixy 🚫

@awnlee jawking

I had a nice long written reply on how other entertainment mediums don't follow the trend of giving early deceased LTA awards, pointing out Heath Ledger, Aaliyah, Brandan Lee, Buddy Holly etc etc. Only to find out on further research, that Buddy Holly received his Grammy LTA award posthumously in 1997, thereby completely destroying my own argument... Damn. LOL

(But I think they did the Buddy Holly one in 1997 because they were short of a living individual worthy of a LTA... 😜 )

Dinsdale 🚫

@Pixy

You are aware that WTSman posted a story in January?
You must be, your

WTSman 2010-2014..........14 Years

would only be four years if correct.

Replies:   Pixy
Pixy 🚫

@Dinsdale

I had one job....

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Pixy

My personal take, is that the minimum time to be considered should be at least fifteen years activity on the site.

By that, do you mean their most recent submissions should be at least fifteen years after their first, or that they submitted stories or parts thereof in at least fifteen different calendar years?

The latter would impress me more.

AJ

Replies:   Pixy
Pixy 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Yes, the latter.

Basically time served. Someone who pops in once, drops a single story, or a couple of stories in one year, fifteen years ago,never to be seen again, isn't really deserving of a 'lifetime' award. The award is for the individual and their contributions to the site every year, not the story.

Is someone who paints just the one picture a 'Master' or just lucky? The same could be said of one hit wonders in the music business. Yes, they made one song that lots of people liked, but it was just that, one song, hardly befitting of a lifetime accolade.

Just because you scored one goal in a football match for the entire season, doesn't mean you should be player of the year. That goes to the player who has been consistently outstanding over the entire season, not one match.

Those chosen for consideration for a lifetime award, don't need to be the best in a year (There is a separate award for that), they just need to be consistent, over time. Quality of story can be utilised to select a winner if there are several contenders of similar candidacy.

As previously mentioned, the winner in my view is blatantly obvious, with Lubrican being the main contender for next year.

REP 🚫
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@Pixy

my definition of 'lifetime' is a little different to that of others

Perhaps 'definition' should be the focus of the thread.

I don't think there should be a 'minimum time' or 'minimum number of stories' criteria. Although 'time' and 'number of stories' should be considered.

To me, the 'average quality of the author's stories' and 'number of stories' should be the main criteria. I also consider 'lifetime' to be the duration of the author's involvement with SOL. I do not think the author's activities on other story sites should be considered.

Replies:   Dominions Son  sharkjcw
Dominions Son 🚫

@REP

Perhaps 'definition' should be the focus of the thread.

If we are going to go there, in my opinion, it's a bit insulting to grant a "Lifetime Achievement" award to someone who is still alive.

You are kind of implying that they will never be able to top what they've already done.

:)

Replies:   Switch Blayde  REP  solreader50
Switch Blayde 🚫

@Dominions Son

it's a bit insulting to grant a "Lifetime Achievement" award to someone who is still alive.

It's honoring a person for their lifetime achievements in the field. It's best to give it to them while they're still alive.

Replies:   Dominions Son  Pixy
Dominions Son 🚫

@Switch Blayde

It's honoring a person for their lifetime achievements in the field. It's best to give it to them while they're still alive.

Again, it kind of implies that they have hit their peak and can't/won't achieve better in the future.

Replies:   Switch Blayde  sunseeker
Switch Blayde 🚫

@Dominions Son

Again, it kind of implies that they have hit their peak and can't/won't achieve better in the future.

I don't see it that way. It's honoring their accomplishments, not implying there won't be more.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Switch Blayde

I don't see it that way. It's honoring their accomplishments, not implying there won't be more.

Honouring someone while they're still alive leaves open the prospect of something unforgivable being dredged up from their past, such as liking a JK Rowling post on Twitter ;-)

AJ

sunseeker 🚫

@Dominions Son

I don't see it that way at all. I see it as honoring what they have done up to that point in their lifetime. There is nothing that says they no longer have the ability to or can't do anything better than they have already done.

SunSeeker

Pixy 🚫

@Switch Blayde

It's best to give it to them while they're still alive.

Yes, otherwise it would be necro...Yeah, I'll get my coat... Taxi!

REP 🚫

@Dominions Son

to someone who is still alive.

There are a large number of authors who are not active. How do you plan to prove they are alive or dead?

As sunseeker said, we are honoring their past accomplishments, and are not saying their posting new stories is at an end.

solreader50 🚫

@Dominions Son

If we are going to go there, in my opinion, it's a bit insulting to grant a "Lifetime Achievement" award to someone who is still alive.

You are kind of implying that they will never be able to top what they've already done.

I disagree completely. To my mind there is no point in posthumous awards because the recipient gets no benefit. A Lifetime Achievement celebrates the work the recipient has produced and makes no statement about any future. They do tend to come towards the end of a career, but that's not surprising as a substantial amount of work is usually a prerequisite.

sharkjcw 🚫

@REP

The clitorides are not limited to SOL

Replies:   Dinsdale
Dinsdale 🚫

@sharkjcw

But if you link to stories on other sites the thread is liable to be deleted!

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Dinsdale

But if you link to stories on other sites the thread is liable to be deleted!

Not on the Clitorides site. There are links to nominations and winners from other sites.

AJ

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