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red61544 ๐Ÿšซ

I've noticed that there are two current stories: "Jack in the Box" by Deepinside and "Burger King Girl" by Every Denial. Is this some kind of nefarious plot? I know that, for years, we have had "In-and_Out" as the basis for the web site but if new stories contain "The McDonald Family" and their eldest daughter is "Wendy", I'm going to become very suspicious!

Sarkasmus ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

...what?

I'm so confused.

Replies:   madnige  Michael Loucks
madnige ๐Ÿšซ

@Sarkasmus

I think it's an attempt to be witty, and only half succeeding...

Michael Loucks ๐Ÿšซ

@Sarkasmus

I'm so confused.

US fast-food/hamburger chains: Burger King, Wendy's McDonald's, In-N-Out, Jack-in-the-Box.

Of course, 'Five Guys' (another chain) would proably work well as a story title. ๐Ÿ˜œ

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Michael Loucks

US fast-food/hamburger chains: Burger King, Wendy's McDonald's, In-N-Out, Jack-in-the-Box.

Burger King, Wendy's McDonald's are national/international.
In-N-Out and Jack-in-the-Box are regional
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-N-Out_Burger

The chain is headquartered in Irvine, California and has expanded outside Southern California into the rest of California, as well as into Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Texas, Oregon, Colorado, and Idaho, and is planning expansions into New Mexico and Tennessee.[5][6]

Jack-in-the-Box is a little less regional, but not truly national, having a presence in 22 of the 50 states.

https://locations.jackinthebox.com/us

Michael Loucks ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Which doesn't negate what I said! I could have added 'Clock' and other ones which are not in the US, but all of the ones mentioned were.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Michael Loucks

Which doesn't negate what I said!

And I didn't say that it did. My point was that there are a lot of people even in the US that have never heard of either In-N-Out or Jack-in-the-Box.

Replies:   hst666
hst666 ๐Ÿšซ
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@Dominions Son

While such people exist, I believe most adults are aware of chains that are not by them. Both are nationally known if not nationally present.

To be clear, I have never lived near either and was aware of both of them by my 20's (I was aware of Jack when I was a kid, but that's because of the food poisoning cases)

solreader50 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Jack-in-the-Box

For a few years I had the dubious pleasure of residing in Orange County, California. One of my abiding memories of that time was the Roo Burger scandal in the Jack-In-The-Box chain. I remember the breakfast jocks on one of the popular radio stations ripped the piss out of JitB day after day.

Those of an ultra-curious nature can read the story here ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_meat_substitution_scandal

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Michael Loucks

Of course, 'Five Guys' (another chain) would proably work well as a story title.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid? ;-)

AJ

Replies:   red61544
red61544 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

AJ: Does Wimpy's still exist? Haven't seen one since I was a teen.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

Does Wimpy's still exist? Haven't seen one since I was a teen.

I've never seen one.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

A few are still around in the UK. I believe it's a franchise over here - I don't know how it operates in the US, if at all. I expect Wikipedia (spit!) would have that information.

AJ

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

Does Wimpy's still exist?

As of June 2023, the company remains headquartered in Johannesburg, South Africa, where it has 453 outlets, this is followed by the United Kingdom with 62 outlets. In 2017 and 2020, the company announced plans for nationwide expansion in the United Kingdom.

Wimpy (restaurant) - Wikipedia

solreader50 ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

Does Wimpy's still exist? Haven't seen one since I was a teen.

OMG - Limpy Burgers - they were really horrible, but in the day when my pre-teen person thought they were a good idea. Yes they still exist but no longer on every High Street in the UK. I was under the impression they were a purely British chain and were to a decent hamburger what British 1960's transport cafes were to haute cuisine.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

"The McDonald Family" and their eldest daughter is "Wendy"

Actually Wendy is the daughter of the founder of Wendy's.

But the story "The McDonald Family does Wendy (a merger like no other)" could be a gang bang story.

irvmull ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

If a person is incapable of inferring that two "unknown" names in a list of burger places are also "burger places", it's probably futile to try to enlighten them.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@irvmull

If a person is incapable of inferring that two "unknown" names in a list of burger places are also "burger places"

It's not just a matter of figuring out that they are supposed to be burger places.

If your only exposure to the names is through TV and movies, you might not realize that they are real chains and not fictional.

Replies:   awnlee jawking  DBActive
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

If your only exposure to the names is through TV and movies, you might not realize that they are real chains and not fictional.

Is 'Beltway Burgers' a real chain?

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Is 'Beltway Burgers' a real chain?

Don't live in the beltway and no inclination to go look it up, so no clue.

Replies:   DBActive
DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

'Beltway Burgers'

https://www.beltwayburgersandbites.com/

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

Thank you!

I always imagined fast food outlets mentioned in eg NCIS would be fictitious because they never seem to use ones that I've heard of.

AJ

DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I really doubt that anyone doesn't know that these are real chains.
There are tons of mentions of them on the internet, social media and click-bait sites, in addition to movies and TV. That doesn't even count the commercials for the companies on streaming broadcasts that often include out-of-area commercials.
You could also add in White Castle, Krystal, Hardee's, Carl Jr., Sonic.

Replies:   awnlee jawking  solitude
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

You could also add in White Castle, Krystal, Hardee's, Carl Jr., Sonic.

Yup, never heard of them either ;-)

AJ

Replies:   Rodeodoc
Rodeodoc ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

White Castle even has their own movie. And is mostly known as a resource for stoners.

solitude ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

You could also add in ..., Sonic.

I thought Sonic was a manufacturer of electronic hand tools, such as screwdrivers.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@solitude

@DBActive

You could also add in ..., Sonic.

I thought Sonic was a manufacturer of electronic hand tools, such as screwdrivers.

Wait, isn't Sonic a hedgehog?

Replies:   akarge
akarge ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Hedgehog Burgers. Yum

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@irvmull

If a person is incapable of inferring that two "unknown" names

I think it's more a case of a person inferring from one name in three matching a burger joint that the other two must also be burger joints.

AJ

DeepInside ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

As the author of "Jack In The Box" I found this thread gave me a big chuckle. It was not my intention to reference a fast food chain, rather I was thinking about those wind up toys where a figure pops up unexpectedly. Hope that clarifies the mystery of a nefarious plot unfolding. :)

PS I posted the conclusion to Jack In The Box today so it should be online soon.

DeepInside

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

My fathers mothers maiden name was May Berger.

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

Adolph Herbert Shagrin, b.1887 d.1965

Ancestry
https://www.ancestry.com ' genealogy ' records ' adolp...
Born in Hungary on 03 Mar 1887 to Sandor Shagrin/Schagrin and Lena (Shagrin/Schagrin) Goldberger. Adolph Herbert Shagrin married May Z Berger and had 2 children ...

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

Adolph Herbert Shagrin married May Z Berger and had 2 children ...

Adolph Herbert Shagrin family treeFamily treeCreate your own family tree
Parents
Sandor Shagrin/schagrin
1847 - 1909
Lena (Shagrin/schagrin) Goldberger
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May Z Berger
1890 - 1973
Children
Seville Beatrice Shagrin
1913 - 2012

Richard Alexander Shagrin
1916 - 2002

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