You know the fairy tale.
Three little pigs. One big bad wolf. A few flimsy houses and a whole lot of huffing and puffing.
But what if I told you the story you grew up with left out the best parts?
In the sleepy village of Fairywood, the Pigg Sisters—Penelope, Clarabelle, and Bettina—aren’t just innocent homemakers. Penelope bakes with passion (and a piping bag used for more than frosting), Clarabelle milks with expert hands, and Bettina runs the Finishing Academy for Proper Young Ladies… with cuffs and a St. Andrew’s Cross.
Wolfgang Lupine isn’t just blowing down houses—he’s getting tied up, licked clean, paddled for grammar mistakes, and turned inside out by three very determined women.
This isn’t a children’s fable. It’s a filthy, funny, fairy tale gone rogue.
And it all starts in a swaying straw house with a wicked baker, a naughty apron, and a scandalously phallic baguette.
Read Chapter 1: The Big Bad Wolf’s Naughty Night
-Eric