Looks like my Muse has decided to pay me a visit again so I'm back to writing the Twins series. Hopefully I'll be able to get her drunk and tie her up in the basement so she can't piss off on me again.
So that's the good news, I'm writing again. The bad news is three and a half years of non-writing is causing Twins 9 to swell faster than Clifford's equipment in a hot-tub full of blondes. At the moment I'm rapidly closing in on 12,000 words with no end in sight.
Oh, and for all those that are saying "Hang on Slotty, there is already a Twins 9" well I hate to say it but there's been a mistake made. See The Case of the Missing Panties is not really part of the series, it's a one off for an ASSM challenge. In fact as time lines go it actually comes after The Great Outdoors (Twins 9).
I'll have to do some tricky stuff with the postings here on SOL I guess.
In the meantime I posted a short story on ASSM called "Self Esteem". It's based on The Offspring song of the same name. It's something I did while I took a short break from the Twins.
Okay, that's enough for now from, I have writing to do.
Now how do I rescue Stacy from that cult?