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oh dear.

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I have the strangest dreams. Last night I dreamt about someone who I haven't seen in eleven years. It was weird, because in the dream, he had gotten kidnapped and I had to go save him. In order to save him, I had to sacrifice his collection of Nintendo consoles and games. After he was safe, we had sex. That wasn't werid, considering when I knew him I had a huge crush on him. Idk.

Then I thought it would be funny to google him, and I found his email. Now I am debating on sending him an email, just to see how he has been doing. I mean, the worst that could happen is that he emails back, telling me to fuck off. Oh well. YOLO. :)

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