To the anonymous correspondent who just sent me the smoking hot, Phil-Phantom-esque story with the above-mentioned characters as "inspiration", I say "Inspiration? That story is genius as is!" It has to be posted somewhere. If it isn't, contact me and I'll help you get that done. If you absolutely need to remain anonymous even to me, contact me again by this channel and tell me
1) some other character names from the story, so I know it's you, and
2) a nom-de-plume you would want me to attribute it to so I can post it on your behalf under my banner but not under my byline. I couldn't post this as my own work-- it is basically complete and perfect from your pen (I would give it a quick proofread).