Haven't started a new story yet because my muse is a fickle bitch.
That's a theoretical non-corporeal, rather obnoxious muse.
RIght now, there's ONE story floating around in my head, but I can't quite put a plot to it...
Has to do with a very special character, who doesn't want to be written because of the nature of fictional characters. Yes, very meta and hard to explain. Which is why the story ISN'T GETTING STARTED!!! AAAAAARGGGGH!
Brain, start thinking formula, please, so people can enjoy my work again.