I'll just toss this out there for anyone who'd like to take the idea and run with it as a story to add to the Band Parents Universe. My brain just re-ran that scene in the movie American Pie where Alyson Hannigan's character says, "One time in band camp, I stuck my flute up my pussy" and I thought it could make a funny story. Perhaps one of the princesses in the flute section went away for a summer music camp where things got a little wild? Anyone want to take this on? Let me know.