arargh asked a question, the answer is Suave, Sophisticated and Debonair. What is not to like? and you get to take the piss out of Claude Eustace.
I have been amazed at the number of responses I have had to my stories and would like to thank everybody who took the time and trouble to respond. I have visited the site many times but it was not until I plucked up the courage to actually post something that I realized how important feedback is.