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Chicago: Sex Education for Kindergartners

March 1, 2013
Posted at 1:32 am

You know, given the age limit rules here, maybe I shouldn't post this actual news story about the Chicago City Government instituting sex education for all grades starting with kindergarten.

"It is important that we provide students of all ages with accurate and appropriate information so they can make healthy choices in regards to their social interactions, behaviors and relationships," says the CEO of the Chicago Youth Propaganda Ministry, aka the Public School System.

The city's rulers have been doing so well in their other efforts, such as their magnificent gun control program, which has twice been rejected by the courts and has resulted in a helpless populace being savaged by a well armed thug class -- 500 murders last year -- I think we can look forward to a golden age of child prostitution blossoming in the Windy City over the next few years.

[My Sintered Lily stories, about a system of more or less benign child brothels that gets its working stock from corrupt schools and family services agencies, is looking more and more plausible by the minute. Better get cracking before it's no longer fantasy.]