Did you know that the Olympics are on? It's being held in the city of my birth and as many people have told me, Durex reckon they will need the best part of 150,000 condoms to give out to the sex-obsessed athletes.
It is also the thirtieth Olympics - herein known as the XXX Olympiad. But what if the XXX didn't stand for thirty but something else.
Bit of silliness of a very short story on SOL called The XXX Olympiad