Someone or thing hacked my fucking e-mail. God damned cock-sucking computer geeks with too much time on their hands. I hope they all develop leaking pustules on their nutsacks.
I changed the password and I hope that stops it. Meanwhile I guess they grabbed every address that's stored in my account. I wish there was a way I could reach through the computer and rip their lungs out but I guess the iPhone doesn't have that app yet.
If you've gotten a screwy e-mail from me, please don't click the link. I can only imagine where it might lead you or what it might do to your computer.