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National single awareness day

February 13, 2011
Posted at 9:26 am

So here I am, watching as the clock ticks over to the one day a year that Florists, card manufacturers, and chocolatiers love so much. Much as they would have you believe there is something wrong with you if you don't have a girlfriend/ boy friend, significant other, or even a pet ferret that you value very much (As one author joked on the forum recently). Sorry don't buy it, much as I would love to stick my dick in everything with a pulse, I actually have standards as to what I'm willing to wake up too the next day. Unless I've been drinking of course, I might find out my standards might have been a little "lax" the night before, as I sit there with my head pounding and wondering what zoo might be missing a 300 pound gorilla. So heres to all the people who have found themselves single on valentines day. Eat drink and screw yourselves silly, for tommorow is just another day