I was fortunate enough to run into a very kind editor here on SOL. This wonderful person took my heaped up plate of 'Creative Grammar' and magically turned it into READABLE ENGLISH!!
The tale that this dear soul slaved away on for days is none other than "El No, We Won't Go".
The revised version is in the hands of the moderators now.
So, once again, let's have a huge round of applause for "Tendertouch" the editor that leaps tall buildings at a single bound.
Warmest regards to all, Ol'Mac