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A tease.

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Ladies & Gentlemen; I am working on a new story. I am being assisted by the renowned Editor Pixel The Cat. The first 2 chapters are done, and chapter 3 is about ready to be submitted for review. The story is NOT in the Lodi universe. I hope that you will enjoy it. I'm including the first line in the story, below, in hopes that it will catch your interest.

Abrazos y besos! - Krista

"The age of consent in Georgia is sixteen. I'm seventeen and was ready to make use of that information, if needed, to achieve my goals. But only as a last resort."

I figured it out.

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For many many many years, everyone has asked the question: "Who came first? The chicken or the egg?"

The answer is obvious!

The ROOSTER.

Quote of the day.

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We all joke about the people we encounter at Walmart. I believe the term "Wallmartians" was created just for them. Earlier today, I'm standing at the checkout, waiting to have the cashier run my purchase (I try to avoid the self checkouts if I can), and I overhear a woman talking to someone on her phone. I sort of drew a blank look when she told the other person;

"No, I have never crocheted any bondage outfits, but I can try."

Ooooo....!!!

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Follow up joke.

Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Their horns don't work.

Question...

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What goes "Ooooo!!!"?

Answer: A cow without lips.

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