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rache - Naked in School

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rache: NIS

Firstly, this story is mostly true. I really was a teenage girl. I did go to a catholic high school. I had a black lab named Midnight, and I really did love him the same way I love an ice cream cone. Except he was a lot warmer. I do have to admit, however, that I did take certain liberties with some of the other details. I hope you'll forgive me for that, but we all pay a price to be entertained and my average school day was rather boring by comparison.

Also, I wrote this story mostly because some of the NIS enthusiasts are a little annoying. I mean, a very few members of the audience really get upset if a Naked in School story doesn't toe the line and treat the subject with the respect and seriousness it probably deserves. I went India once. Well, I twice actually, and I've seen sacred cows before. Thankfully, SOL isn't in India, it's in Canada! So we can barbecue our cattle all we want. :))

What else?

I hope if you vote you all give me 11's just so rache: NIS can be the highest scoring story in the entire universe! (the NIS Universe) and really piss some people off. Or...On the other hand, just score it for what it is and we'll all be happy :)) I'm just feeling feisty.

Best always!
rache

Mommy Misplaced

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Hi. I'm posting chapter 7 today. This is the last chapter and actually this story has two last chapters. The original concept I had ended with chapter 3. That's the real Mommy Misplaced novella. But...When it was originally posted, I received a lot of requests for more, so I wrote four additional chapters. Those made the two books. "MM Book 1" (Chapters 1-3) and "MM Book 2" (Chapters 4-7) see? I've combined them here for your convenience. :)

And then, later still, I wrote "The Lost Episodes" which have the same characters, the same universe, and are stand-alone stories. I'm not sure if I'll post any of those or not. If I do, they will appear as a continuation to this story (since they contain preteen sex) but MM will always be marked as "Complete" regardless of when and how many additional chapters I might post in the future.

They need editing. The whole story took a lot of work to become presentable, which is why there's been such a delay between chapters on SOL. I apologize for that and I'm certain the story could use even more editing. I think I was on the Red Bull Diet when I wrote it. Mommy Misplaced, the original draft, was an absolute train wreck and I have a lot of projects going on, between "Motherfucker" and "Babymaker" and "Brendan Falls" and...You get the idea. I'm a busy little beaver.

So, that's it for now and thanks for reading.
Happy Holidays.

I think I'm gonna post "My Strange Life" next, which a few people seem to enjoy. We'll find out soon. Maybe "NIS: rache" first, I have to look.

rache

Babymaker Blog

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I thought I would calm down and consolodate all my silly blog notes into one all-encompassing note for old and new readers alike. Older blog entries have been removed for your convenience. Unless you wanted to keep them, in which case it's probably inconvenient. Sorry.

Let's see. Firstly, Babymaker is a story in-progress, meaning I'm posting as I write. I finish one chapter with only a vague idea of what might happen in the next (it rarely does) and I much prefer doing it that way. It keeps it fresh for me and your thoughts and opinions expressed through email are a motivating influence. Posting as I go gets me (and my characters) in trouble, creates delays, and isn't recommended for authors with a weak constitution, but it works best for me. A lot of readers don't like that method, but we're kinda stuck with it. I can give you a refund, if you kept your receipt.

Some chapters (like lucky 13) need reposting due to poor proofing on my part. I apologize for the typos. They happen and when I catch them, I fix them. If you would like to point them out to me as you find them, I've never resented the help. By the way, proofing is different than editing, so don't tell me I need an editor. I have one. What I need is a secretary with a submissive personality and a fetish for grammar and spelling, looks are somewhat less important.

Voting is turned off, but not because I don't care what you think. I just don't believe it's fair to score a story before it's finished. Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno. The score is less important to me than email, put it that way. If you need to share an opinion with me, drop me a line. It's not complicated. If you think a vote would tell me what you're thinking, send me a number.

Trent is the "straight man" as most will recognize, which means the other characters get to play off him. Hopefully they're diverse and entertaining. I'm trying not to fall into a rut of characterization, but my talents are meager and anytime I get more than one character in a story, it becomes a challenge for me. I like challenges, so maybe we're okay there.

The story falls into the genre I like to call "Soap Opera" because there isn't really a direct, simple plot or conflict for the hero to overcome in the traditional sense. There are lot of smaller problems which appear and are resolved, and usually lead to other small problems. I'm saying this because you shouldn't be looking for Trent to save King Kong from New York. If he finds his one true love and is able to be with her for three whole chapters without a lot of meddling from other people, that would be a reasonable ending. It's a romance. A love story, and theoretically, since nobody is that happy, one that could go on forever.

But I hope not. :)

And finally, I'm writing porn. It's not erotica. It's definitely not literature. It's just plain old pornography and not much different than anything else I've written. I'm a one trick pony, what can I say? But so far as tricks go, it's a pretty good one. Right?

Thanks for taking a look,
rache

Blogging about other stories

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I'm fairly exhausted, so I put my usual enthusiasm to bed early. Um...I posted "A Little Spell" to God of Porn. That pen name doesn't blog about stories, so I guess I have to. I forgot I wrote it until the other day. That happens. It originally showed up on various sites in 7 shorter chapters, it's going up here in 3 chapters. It's written 3rd person. I have three earrings in my left ear at the moment.

God of Porn will be getting a lot of stories, so if you didn't know that's my bottom drawer, now you do.

I posted "Trials of Wendy" under that name as well, about a week ago now. I've been busy. That's the story I screwed up originally when I tried to post it. Wendy is the companion piece to Black Sheep by rache, and a direct result of an incestuous liaison with Phil Phantom.

I got more than a couple emails concerned about "Censorship" on SOL and the new submission guidelines. This is important: SOL is not censoring stories. It is a privately owned website and like every other story site on the web, whether adult oriented or otherwise, SOL has a content policy. Having a policy, even changing it as the need arises, does not represent an attempt by anyone to censor authors.

I am not an apologist for Lazeez. I haven't been paid to make public service announcements on behalf of himself or SOL and I do not speculate on things I know nothing about - like decisions to change acceptable content. It is a non-issue simply because every site reserves the right to accept or reject a specific story for reasons which I may or may not understand or agree with. This isn't a democracy and it isn't censorship.

Okay?

I'm going back to bed now.
rache

Make-a-wish babymaker etc

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Much of this note is no longer accurate...sorry


Hi. I submitted a repost of "Make-a-wish", just to fix a couple small errors in grammar. Nothing significant. There are about 4 Evil Stacy stories all told, I'll post the others at odd, inconvenient times. Some people apparently don't really see the evil in her. I got an email asking me, "Why do you call her Evil Stacy?" and I blame it on my sheltered life.

On another note: Babymaker

That story got reviewed and I had a chance to email the reviewer and express my thoughts on it. I thought I'd share a little here. There used to be a blog note about "Babymaker" but I guess I deleted it or it went camping. There needs to be one.

I share the disappointment of everyone who would like to see the story continue. I'd like to see it continue. Unfortunately, that's easier said than done for a variety of reasons. I had a choice of either pulling the story or marking it "complete" and it's fairly obvious what I chose to do. I hate wasting words and my theory is that it's better to get something than nothing, especially when it's basically free. I wasn't paid to write it, nobody's offered me ten bucks to finish it, so my obligation is largely moral and therefore the penalty for not fulfilling it is a guilty conscience and ten extra minutes in Hell.

I would do almost anything to stay out of Hell, by the way, including writing 8 more chapters of Babymaker. This is my way of saying, I can't do it. I wish I could, but I can't and so we must appreciate what is there, feeling disappointed at what is not, and move on to something better. There's a lot of better in the world, believe me!

and that leads me to the etc. part of this post. I'm sitting in a hospital cafeteria, longing for food, but I can only eat ice chips. I can have all the ice chips I want. But that's all I can have because they're going to do bad things to me tomorrow. I wish they wouldn't, but it's for my own good. I'm paying for it too, which is totally beyond me. Like asking the Salem witches to pay for the firewood.

So, I queued up the last 2 chapters of Daddy's Little Whore, and submitted a new story, which is not really a story, but it's fun - called "Filling in for Mom" I think, the original title was "Adventures of a Nice Girl" and, um...I hope you all have a Happy Halloween.

rache

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