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Old Man with a Pen: Blog

January 9, 2017
Posted at 2:04 pm


She's back.

Am not!


Really. Figment said. Don't be blaming that shit on me.

December 9, 2016
Posted at 1:07 am


still no brain

November 2, 2016
Posted at 9:47 pm


Since my mind doesn't seem to work, I'm editing.

You can too. Starting with Stopwatch.

November 1, 2016
Posted at 5:50 am


I have lucid moments.

They aren't helping

October 21, 2016
Posted at 6:36 pm

A flash.

I thought I had something…I started to write.

And it was gone…

Piss me off no end.