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Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors #10

May 26, 2017
Posted at 2:12 pm
 

Remember: Only teenagers have sex. If older people have sex, then it's only because they're having it with teenagers.

Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors #9

May 19, 2017
Posted at 3:48 pm
 

For an introduction, cite from a dictionary. That makes you seem knowledgeable and may teach your readers something. No, it doesn't make you a dick, why do you ask?

Sunday Story Prompt #4

May 14, 2017
Posted at 11:42 am
 

You receive a mysterious message with a set of coordinates and the words: "It starts here."

Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors #8

May 12, 2017
Posted at 2:22 pm
 

OF COURSE they want to have sex with humans! Who doesn't want to have sex with humans???

Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors #7

May 5, 2017
Posted at 10:59 am
 

Hm, she follows ALL of her parent's instructions, calls them "Mommy" and "Daddy" and sleeps in their bed? Yeah, she's over 18!