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April 22, 2017
Posted at 8:16 pm
Updated: April 22, 2017 - 8:44 pm
 

The Week in Replies 02/17

Alright. So. Well, it turns out that commenting actually DOES work, albeit not for me. For some strange reason, all I get is an error message when I try to comment, so I'm relegated to use this very distinguished artform here to respond, which leads us to

Re: Piss Whores in Training: Auditioning Helga

This is a marvelous piece of writing. it captures so much so well with only a few words. Bravo!


Well, thank you, kind person. This is very much appreciated, and it's comments like these that keep me motivated in writing and posting more.

Re: Piss Whores in Training: Auditioning Helga

I was initially attracted to this story by the

"older woman" feature, which is my thing, older

the better sometimes. I would have - and we can

all say that - added more bodily and personal

details about Helga. However I did enjoy it,

although not into piss play myself, but it's well

written - thanks,


Yeah, I get that a lot. Well, not the older woman thing, but the "not into piss play but..." line. Not a whole lot of people are into that, but it's what I like, and so... *shrug*

But anyway, I usually have mature characters, maybe not terribly old, but I get bored by the Barbie-Cheerleader Types that so many authors seem to find hot.

Re: The Mistress and Her Doberman

Good Evening Author, I have been writing for this organization for some time and that was the first story I have come across involving women and animals, but was quite impressed. Maybe a donkey next time, now that would be interesting. Great story


Good evening, dear reader. I'm glad you liked it, and I've certainly got a few more stories with animals in store, though none of them involving donkeys (though quite a few involving horses). Hope this helps.

Re: Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors #4

Perhaps you'd have time for lesbian zombies?

Because, you know, sex.

http://storiesonline.net/s/73930/night-of-the-lesbian-zombies


Ah, a shameless plug. And because I like it, I shall pass it on, if not because my first novel was about lesbians in the Zombie Apocalypse (the first part of which will be posted here on Feb. 10, 2018, because I'm anal and keep a fucking schedule, y'all!).

Re: Sunday Story Prompt #2

Isn't this how we got that special Christmas

episode of the Flintstones?


Uh. Yes, possibly, perhaps. Probably. Maybe. If I knew what it is.

Re: Sunday Story Prompt #2

All is true. The entire Universe was created three
thousand years ago. (Years ain't what they used to
be.) People with a serious agenda to promote
claimed to be clued personally by GOD that the
Capital Gains Tax was the Devil's Work. The
Serious Agenda People wrote and edited the BOOK so
it must be right. Fossils were placed on earth to
confuse the righteous. Or was that to right the
Confucians? Frighten the Contusions?

Of course, 'The Flintstones' is a documentary.
Fred and Wilma came from the same alternate Eden
where Cain and Abel went wife shopping. Barney and
Betty just appeared out of nowhere.


Well, you were being facetious, but this is actually the
creationists' wet dream
.

Re: Sunday Story Prompt #2

Only if you regard birds as dinosaurs (which they

are now recognised as being)


I like you. You tickle a fancy of mine (I graduated rather uselessly in Biology 20 years ago, and never did anything with it) and so I love little tidbits like these.

Of course, the whole bird thing depends on how you define "dinosaur", as birds certainly aren't the same as they were 300 million years ago. (Actually, very few species have remained pretty much unchanged over long periods of time, though Horseshoe Crabs come to mind.) ((Actually actually, strike that about the birds, after googling for it, it seems that pelicans, for example, have existed in more or less their current form for longer than alligators. That's really quite impressive. I learned something today, yay!))

Re: Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors #5

Love these 'advice' posts.

You simply *must* (if you haven't, and I suspect

not) read "Celeste's Credulous Assumptions"

http://www.asstr.org/~FatherIgnatius/Celestes_Credulous_Assumptions.html

Celeste was for several years the primary reviewer

of sex stories posted online--also, she was, and

may still be, a teacher of English. In addition

to her Reviews, she wrote some articles related to

sex-story writing. The one I linked to is perhaps

the funniest. Links on that page will take you to

her Grammar articles, which are very well done,

and also funny.


Yeah. Well, I know about CCA, but mainly because it got recommended so many times when I did these horrible advices in the past. Still, I'm happy to plug her again, because we all could use some guide for better writing, and I'm certainly of no use there.

(Fun fact: I've been a story reviewer on a very large story site for several months myself, which resulted in about a hundred pieces of horrible advice and an almost daily despair at the state of the human race.)

April 21, 2017
Posted at 11:26 am
 

Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors #5

OF COURSE you can write a story from the opposite gender's point of view! How different can it be???

April 16, 2017
Posted at 5:10 pm
 

Sunday Story Prompt #2

In biblical times, dinosaurs and humans lived together.

April 13, 2017
Posted at 5:53 pm
 

The Week in Replies 01/17

Right. Well, I only now found out how to activate comments on my stories, which might explain why the only feedback I've gotten here is through email. (Also, does that comment form work at all? It gives me an error whenever I click on it...) So, not wanting to keep all those interesting replies to myself, here's the anonymized versions with my replies:

Re: Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors #2

I miss the days of Leisure Suit Larry. Oh, and
there is video game porn, mostly Japanese origin.
And, there was the incident of the Easter egg porn
animation in one of the early Grand Theft Autos.


Yeah... Well, to explain: The horrible advice is me being snarky, and even though I've seen a bit of actual video game porn (and all of what I've seen is different degrees of awful), that particular piece of horrible advice was aimed at some stories I've read where the authors absolutely had to write porn about their favourite video game. (Which, more often than not, turned out to be Pokemon. I'm old.)

Anyway, I must confess I've since fallen for the same horrible advice and wrote a few pieces inspired by video games (though none featuring yellow hamster-beings).

Re: Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors #3

Maybe I missed it, but another piece of horrible
advice is to let several weeks if not months go by
before publishing the next installment.


Aye, you haven't missed it. In fact, as is the case with so many parts of the horrible advice, I'm terribly guilty of this one as well. I've got one particular series where I seem to manage one chapter per year. It's shameful, it really is.

Re: Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors #2

Re video game porn - Rule 34 of the Internet
insures that there is already a lot of stuff like
that out there. Including My Little Pony porn.
There are days I despair for the human race.


Yeah... I know. Then again, there's strange categories of non-videogame porn as well (and I shouldn't be too full of myself when I'm currently writing on a series of dinosaur porn). There's something for everyone, I guess.

Re: Piss Whores in Training: Sharing Dani With My Boyfriend

This was pretty hot, but I would have added
Karissa drinking the piss/cum right out of Dani's
ass, not just as "salad dressing", as well as one
or more of the ladies sucking Triss' cock directly
out of Dani's ass, with or without shit stains.


Ah, yeah. Okay, not to disparage you or anything, but to me, there's a very definite line between watersports and scat, and I'm firmly rooted on the watersports side, and don't venture much. So, no stains. Other than that, I've got plenty of stories in the pipeline that feature creampie eating directly from the source. Just be patient.

April 13, 2017
Posted at 5:41 pm
 

Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors #4

What's better than cannibalism? LESBIAN cannibalism! Because, sex.