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"Everywhere I go I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." --Flannery O'Connor

Faulkner: "[Hemingway] has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."

Hemingway: "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"

"Dying is easy. Comedy is hard." Attributed to Noel Coward on his death bed.

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1 The Civilized Cuckold and the Cunning Cad

How does an upper-crust English gent deal with the Cad and Bounder who is bedding his wife? If you have a dry, witty sense of humor (humour for our friends in the U.K.) about sex and sexuality, this might just be your cup of tea! Not as over-the-top as some of my stories, a lot of fun, nevertheless!
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Humor, Cheating, Cuckold, Spanking
Downloads: 4261 | Votes: 278 | Score: 6.49
Size: 26KB | 4,804 words | Posted:

2 Don't Piss Off Lou

Sven's wife is cheating on him, Lou decides to help him out.
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Humor, Cheating, Spanking, Humiliation
Downloads: 6729 | Votes: 294 | Score: 6.78
Size: 23KB | 4,723 words | Posted:

3 How I Lost My Senses, and Had My Chest Waxed

The (mostly) true story of a man, seized by the desire to please his wife. The result is an extraordinarily educational experience of a lifetime. Was the outcome worth the pain? Was my psyche maimed for life? A repost of a story originally posted on another site.
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: True Story
Tags: Ma/Fa, Romantic, True Story, Humor, Torture
Downloads: 996 | Votes: 49 | Score: 7.60
Size: 18KB | 3,468 words | Posted:

4 My Secret Life

An aspiring writer of erotic stories makes a simple mistake with unexpected consequences. A humorous story that has been posted on another site, which I forgot to post here. A fun read - especially if you've ever WRITTEN an erotic story yourself! / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Humor
Downloads: 2690 | Votes: 202 | Score: 7.96
Size: 50KB | 9,487 words | Posted:

5 Same Ol' (Sci-fi) Story: Introducing Herc Manly

It the same old story '" the Spacer comes home early to find his femCreature cheating. Heartbreak and REVENGE aren't limited by time or place! And a manly man, like Spacer Herc Manly won't be cucked!
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Science Fiction, Humor, Cheating, Light Bond, Oral Sex, Anal Sex
Downloads: 1951 | Votes: 82 | Score: 6.45
Size: 38KB | 7,350 words | Posted:

6 The Sniper

Aphrodite sends out a team of specialists to set up supermodel Anya Petrova with the love of her life. Our half-sized heroes don't get it quite right, with amorous dogs, horny hookers, and hungry neighbors getting in the way. But somehow, in the end, the hit is made and things turn out for the best '" if not as planned.
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Romantic, Magic, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Prostitution
Downloads: 1889 | Votes: 62 | Score: 7.41
Size: 36KB | 6,842 words | Posted:
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