Chapter 87

1745 hours, local time
Sunday, 2 November, 2014
The Chancellery Complex
The City of Haven, Province of Oregon
The Commonwealth of Haven

The orgy that began almost immediately upon my arrival in the Chancellor’s quarters of the Chancellery Complex was only lengthened by the addition of yet more celebrities, which made me wonder if Marcy maybe wanted to create a new version of Hollywood in Haven itself.

This included: Helena Bonham Carter, Christopher Walken, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, David Bowie, George Michael, Boy George, Elton John, Billy Joel, Joely Fisher, Jane March, Ray Liotta, Madeleine Stowe, Lesley-Anne Warren, Marg Helgenberger, Sophia Myles, Lance Henriksen, Jorja Fox, Jordana Brewster, Eva Larue, Kelly Hu, Kelly Clarkson, Tawny Kitaen, Kerry Washington, Kristen Bell, Julie Bowen. Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, Sofia Vergara, Ed O’Neill, Michael J. Fox, Hugh Jackman, Keith Urban, Karl Urban, Karen Gillan, Zoe Saldana, Megan Fox, Chloe Grace Moretz, Melissa Peterman, Melissa Rauch, Melissa Benoist, Calista Flockhart, Keri Russell, Kate Bosworth, Parker Posey, Ian Ziering, Jason Priestley, Jennie Garth, Tori Spelling, Brian Austin Green, Gabrielle Carteris, Lesley-Anne Down, Genie Francis, Susan Lucci, Jessica Tuck, Kelly Monaco, Tamara Braun, Gabrielle Union, Thandie Newton, Kim Delaney, Ricky Schroeder, Kyle McLachlan, Sarah McLachlan, Halle Berry, D.B. Sweeney, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Olivia Thirby, Miranda Otto, Tamara Tunie, Mariska Hargitay, Richard Belzer, Chris Noth, Judith Hoag, Tina Majorino, Jessica Clark, Michael Clarke Duncan, B.D. Wong, Rachel Leigh Cook, Sarah Paulson, and Holland Taylor.

They continued with: Adrian Paul, Christopher Lambert, Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, Ireland Baldwin, William Baldwin, Daniel Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin, Hailey Baldwin, Hilaria Baldwin, Rosanna Arquette, Patricia Arquette, Alexis Arquette, David Arquette, Paul Rudd, Hank Azaria, Andrew Lincoln, Andrew Shue, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Jim Belushi, Dan Akroyd, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padelecki, Jim Beaver, Blythe Danner, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mark Pellegrino, Kevin Spacey, Kevin Bacon, Joe Mantegna, Joe Manganiello, Kyra Sedgwick, Ben Stiller, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Jim Carrey, Mary Carey, Sunny Leone, Ben Affleck, James Woods, Heather Graham, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Robert Downey, Jr., Diane Lane, Robert Downey, Jr., Jason Isaacs, Billy Campbell, Gary Sinise, Richard Gere, Christopher Meloni, Elisabeth Rohm, Angie Harmon, Annabeth Gish, Gary Oldman, David Morse, Leslie Stefanson, James Cromwell, Jonathan Frakes, Wil Wheaton, Julie Warner, David Spade, Joe Pantoliano, Steve Buscemi, Enrico Colantoni, Laura San Giacomo, Lisa Hartman, Matthew Broderick, Tracy Pollan, Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez, Jennifer Sky, Jennifer Rubin, Monique Parent, Evan Stone, Victoria Pratt, Leah Lail, Molly Culver, Gena Lee Nolan, Jessica Steen, Bruce Campbell, Gabriel Byrne, Liam Neeson, Meghan Trainor, Patrick Stewart, Julia Sweeney, Maya Rudolph, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, Steve Zahn, Jack Black, Danielle Fishel, Judge Reinhold, Ben Savage, Fred Savage, Bruno Ganz, Thomas Kretschman, Meg Ryan, Liev Schrieber, Guy Pearce, Olivier Martinez, Jeremy Renner, Chris Pine, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Rashida Jones, Steve Carell, Vince Vaughn, Malin Ackerman, Joanna Pacula, Jolene Blalock, Sam Worthington, Armand Assante, Nancy Travis, Matthew Modine, Benjamin Bratt, Tricia Helfer, Daphne Zuniga, and Christine Lahti.

They also included: Crystal Bernard, Tim Daly, Steven Weber, Tony Shalhoub, Thomas Haden Church, Laura Innes, Timothy Hutton, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Brenda Song, Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse, Brenda Strong, Barbara Palvin, Lili Reinhart, Madelaine Petsch, Camila Mendes, Vanessa Morgan, Kristen Johnson, Joan Chen, Jamey Sheridan, Colin Farrell, Corin Nemec, Corey Feldman, Kenny G, Michael Ontkean, Sheryl Lee, Ray Wise, Bradley Whitford, Jimmy Smits, Bryan Cranston, Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Cameron Diaz, Piper Perabo, Nana Visitor, Jeri Ryan, Annette O’Toole, Catherine Bach, April Scott, Avril Lavigne, Tom Welling, Tom Wopat, John Schneider, Kristin Kreuk, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Victoria Justice, Laura Vandervoort, Alexandra Vandernoot, Jamie Lee Curtis, Michael Rosenbaum, John Glover, Katie Holmes, Michelle Williams, Alexandra Holden, Connie Sellecca, John Tesh, Lexa Doig, James Van Der Beek, Joshua Jackson, Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Allison Janney, Emily Procter, Janel Moloney, Tim Matheson, Gary Cole, Lolita Davidovich, Michael Vartan, Erin Daniels, James Spader, Bill Pullman, Dominique Swain, Jeremy Irons, Holliday Grainger, Ewan McGregor, Jennifer Esposito, Samantha Mathis, Samantha Morton, Joaquin Phoenix, Kari Wuhrer, Lisa Howard, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mandy Moore, Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jennifer Paige, Geena Davis, Sandra Bernhard, Ally Walker, Susannah Hoffs, Jennifer Beals, Donna Lewis, Wendy Crewson, Farrah Forke, Amanda Bynes, Cheryl Ladd, Jaclyn Smith, Bill Murray, Bruce Boxleitner, Shelley Duvall, Jon Cryer, Melora Hardin, Joseph Fiennes, Ralph Fiennes, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Rupert Graves, Diana Rigg, Leonor Varela, Sam Sheppard, Timothy Dalton, Joanne Whalley, Val Kilmer, Laura Herring, Amanda Plummer, Mia Kirshner, Nestor Carbonell, Shelley Long, Judd Nelson, Olivia Newton-John, Joe Rogan, Dave Foley, Vicki Lewis, Khandi Alexander, Stephen Root, Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen, Avery Brooks, Chevy Chase, Cary Elwes, Stacey Dash, Alicia Silverstone, Jack Scalia, Shiri Appleby, Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel, Willem Dafoe, Patrick Warburton, Zac Efron, Chris Rock, Will Smith, and Tamala Jones,

They further added: Greg Kinnear, Adam Sandler, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Simon Baker, Sanaa Lathan, Erica Durance, Debra Messing, Chris Helmsworth, Liam Helmsworth, Kristin Bauer, Stephen Moyer, Kevin McKidd, Ray Stevenson, Kat Dennings, Thomas Gibson, Mandy Patinkin, Paz Vega, Christine Baranski, Annette Bening, Warren Beatty, Carly Simon, Indira Varma, Michelle Monaghan, Polly Walker, James Purefoy, Ciaran Hinds, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Douglas, Barbara Hershey, Iman, Chiara Mastarelli, Lindsay Duncan, Lindsay Wagner, Lindsay Marshall, Bruce Payne, Wesley Snipes, Billy Crystal, Debra Winger, Roxanne Hart, Anna Camp, Lena Olin, Richard Dean Anderson, Elizabeth Banks, Christian Bale, Elisha Cuthbert, Emma Caufield, Kiefer Sutherland, Sam Waterston, Mary Stuart Masterson, Aidan Quinn, Kelsey Grammer, Constance Zimmer, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Robert Patric, Jason Patric, Jeff Daniels, C. Thomas Howell, Rob Lowe, Chad Lowe, Kellie Martin, Bill Smitrovich, Kelly Lynch, Channing Tatum, John Malkovich, Matt Damon, Eddie Murphy, Alexandra Wentworth, George Stephanopoulos, Radha Mitchell, Alexander Siddig, Colm Meaney, Ally Sheedy, Genevieve Bujold, Don Cheadle, Jonathan La Paglia, Anthony La Paglia, Vivica A. Fox, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Darrell Hammond, Will Ferrell, Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Ryan Kwanten, Chris Bauer, Larry David, Cheryl Hines, Kate MacKinnon, Emily Browning, Christa Miller, Miley Cyrus, Emily Osment, Tim Allen, Sarah Chalke, Kelli Williams, Michelle Greene, Corbin Bernsen, Dylan McDermott, Viggo Mortensen, Pamela Anderson, Evangeline Lilly, Martin Freeman, Marla Sokoloff, Dido, Lisa Ling, Kelly Rutherford, Ali Larter, Monica Potter, Paula Patton, Grace Park, Elizabeth Peña, Harry Hamlin, Lisa Rinna, Hunter Tylo, Eleanor Mondale, Elizabeth Gracen, and Justina Vail.

I was more than stunned by this development, especially since they all resembled themselves at their more youthful and attractive sides. I didn’t had much time to worry about it, though, as I was pulled back into the hot tangle of bodies, all of them heavily engaged in wild, kinky sex in all kinds of positions and in all practical orifices, It was a regular Sodom and Gomorrah situation, minus the rapey connotations. Incidentally, I was still not convinced that Lot, if he existed, was as unaware of his daughters being fully intimate with him. That level of intoxication often, though not always by any means, could cause erectile dysfunction, after all.