“I love this place,” Jamie told Jordan after they’d checked into the B&B. “It’s so darlingly vintage.”

“And it looks super comfy too,” Jordan added. “I can’t wait to try out the vintage bed, maybe after a sip of the vintage Champagne.”

Champagne and bed proved excellent. Upon waking the next morning, Jordan said, “Now that we’ve done the bed, maybe we should dress and go down for breakfast. B&B does stand for bed and breakfast, after all.”

“Yeah, the thing is, I’m more hungry for you than for breakfast,” Jamie said. “Maybe if you hadn’t said ‘go down.’ Or maybe if the buttons on the sofa didn’t so much resemble certain bodily aspects. Let’s just say that B&B stands for Boobs and Butts.”

“That’s not exactly fair,” Jordan said. “Compared to you, my buns and boobs are sadly deficient.”

“Not at all,” Jamie contradicted. “You have a most desirable bum, and your boobs couldn’t be more delicious. I’ll prove it.”

Jamie pushed Jordon onto the couch and wasted little time proving her assertion.

“Satisfied?” Jamie asked, much of an hour later.

“Not entirely,” Jordan said. “It’s only fair I get a turn at your aspects.”

In the end, both Jordan and Jamie were completely satisfied.