S5e11: Hannah Smith

Series 5, Episode 11: Hannah Smith (21) – Newcastle

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then our cartoon version of Charley, our top heavy host appears, floating with us for a second before she waves for us to follow her as she dives down toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the North Sea, off the north-east coast, in just a few seconds.

From here we race toward the coast, a beach, up a river, to the iconic Tyne Bridge, then at high speed through streets to a shopping mall, Eldon Square, bursting through a doorway, out of the animation and into real life, as we race up to a young woman in tight white jeans and a PVC bustier top cut so low that her firm young tits are almost spilling out of it ... Our animated Charley comes to a sudden halt infront of her, almost skidding on the shiny floor (our best bit of animation yet). Of course, the girl doesn’t see the animation, and she’s not a good actress, so she fails to react to the arrival of this bodacious cartoon.

Our guest is not bad looking at all, although her heavy make-up and bleach job make her look a bit slutty. Other than her cleavage, the first thing we notice are her lips. BJ lips. Big and fat, pushed out a little. They look just about natural, as does that cleavage. The bleach blonde hair is long and straight, hanging down over her shoulders.

Cartoon Charley introduces herself, “Hi, I’m Charley, what’s your name... ?” Then smiles and nods as the new girl introduces herself. Speaking with a strong Geordie accent, and in a tone that suggests she’s not too bright, “Hello, I’m Hannah Smith, I’m 21 year old and I’m from Newcastle-upon-Tyne.” Her voice rising on ‘Newcastle-upon-Tyne’, suggesting that she thinks this is some kind of achievement to be celebrated. “I like to show off ... I love to be watched ... And I want everyone to watch me fuck a dog on tv!”

We cut to a montage of her hanging around the shopping mall; frequently having to pull the top of that bustier up to make sure those firm 36B boobs don’t pop out in public, laughing; shopping (and bending away from camera to check out items on low shelves – showing off that tight little arse of hers). She’s clearly a dirty little minx! This is all intercut with footage of her being interviewed in close-up at home, and occasional photographs of her in school uniform, her with ex-boyfriends, etc.

She speaks at high speed over the top of these clips.

“I’ve always liked being the centre of attention. I like acting and singing, bein’ on stage, and that ... I’d like to be famous, like. I did some modellin’ when I was a kid, always enjoyed having all the cameras pointed at me and everyone fussin’ over me ... Never grew out of it. I wouldn’t mind bein’ a fashion model or summit like that...”

She has neither the looks, nor the poise, to make it at the top level - but she’s not bad.

“What I really want is to be on tv, and I don’t care what I have to do to be on, like. So that’s why I’m here ... It’s not like I think much of dogs, like. But I love the cameras ... And I love a good hard shag.” She laughs out loud. “And from what I’ve seen, your dogs shag really hard...”

We end on her smiling a very broad, white toothed smile – before we cut to our studios in Manchester.

The corner of our set is made up to look a teenager’s bedroom – king single bed, with Newcastle United branded sheets and covers spread neatly over it, similarly branded pillow cases on two large pillows. etc. There’s even a poster of the current Newcastle United football club squad on the wall, along with a Jonas Brothers poster, and a big UK of Zoo “Casanova” poster. One could almost believe that this is Hannah’s bedroom rather than a set – if it wasn’t for the lights, microphones, and camera tri-pods around the bed, or the fact that as soon as we begin to turn around the walls of the room stop and the cold concrete of the studio begins.

We cut to the street outside and see a car pulling up and turning into our small car park. It parks in the guest space, then the doors almost explode open and two loud, laughing and confident young women jump out, gossiping the while time. It’s Hannah and her best friend, who we’ll meet in a minute. The friend isn’t too shabby to look at, but she’s not in Hannah’s league.

Hannah is wearing that white mini-dress again and she takes the opportunity pop the top down, her strapless bra with it, to flash her tits at the camera as she walks toward the studio – which cracks her friend up. As they walk past us and head through the doors, her friend reaches around behind her and pulls Hannah’s mini-skirt up to give us a quick flash of her bum (the string of her g-string only just visible). Hannah slaps her hand away, but both of them laugh about it.

We cut to inside our studio, Hannah and her friend enter, walk through reception waving at no-one in particular, announcing their arrival. “We’re here ... Don’t worry, the Geordie’s have arrived!”, and then giggling as they head down the corridor, shoving each other playfully as they head toward the real Charley Ozvik.

Charley is wearing a low-cut, tight white mini-dress, not unlike the one Hannah is in. She’s marking her territory – making it quite clear that she wears it better ... Her fake boobs are more impressive than Hannah’s natural pair, and of course she carries her highly eye-catching “WORLD’S BIGGEST DOGWHORE” chest tattoo to grab everyone’s attention.

“Hello there ... Welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo...” She says, giving Sammy a friendly hug, letting her fake tits mash up against the smaller woman. “I’m your host, Charley, and you are... ?”

“I’m Hannah Smith, and this is my friend Mandy.”

Charley turns toward Mandy. “And why have you come with Hannah today? Are you a bit canine curious yourself?”

Mandy shakes her head, twisting her face up in faux-disgust. “Never ... I’m just here to make sure she gets home in one piece.”

Charley continues, to Mandy, “Is she a bit of a wild one?”

“Fuckin’ filthy.” Replies Mandy. “She’s never met a cock she didn’t like!”

Hannah flicks her the V’s and Mandy responds by blowing her a sarcastic kiss.

Charley points at the door behind her, “This door leads through to your future ... Once you step through it, the world will see that you are a dogslut, and everything will change ... Are you ready for that?”

Mandy interrupts quickly with, “Everyone she knows already knows she’s a total slut, so it won’t make much difference, like!” She laughs at herself. Hannah hits her on the shoulder, but also laughs. “That’s true, like!”

We cut to a shot Hannah posing with Charley, side by side, clashing hairstyles. Hannah is all natural but manages to present herself in a very fake way – whereas Charley, as we know, is completely fake, but comes across as a very genuine (albeit very dirty) babe. Mandy snaps a picture of them on her phone, then – before they break the pose, turns around and includes herself in the frame.

We cut to her Instagram feed and see the picture, captioned, “With Hannah and Charley at #UKofZOO”

On the set – the door opens and Hannah walks through, seeing the set for the first time – followed by Mandy.

She sees the bed with it’s Newcastle United branded covers and she looks even happier than before. Shouting “Toon Army!” and holding her hands in the air. Mandy joins in, slightly less enthusiastically. “Toon Arrrrrrr-maaaayy!”

A few seconds later, Hannah standing infront of the bed, facing up to the camera. Charley speaking from behind the camera now. “What are your expectations for the next hour or so?”

“Y’ know ... I just want to have fun, and look good doin’ it!” She says with a smile, trying to look ‘smouldering’ as she answers.

“Do you have a favourite dog?” Charley asks.

Hannah looks a bit blank. “Nah, not really ... Just as long as it’s a dog and it knars what it’s doin’ ... And not too big, because I don’t want to disappear under it, like.” She pauses – then points at herself. “I’m the star today! Not the dog!!”

As if to prove a point, she reaches down and takes the hem of her mini-dress, then peels the whole thing up her body, over her boobs, over her shoulders, and head, and off – but the dress catches in her long hair and takes a second to pull free. That brief delay is just enough to make her look awkward rather than in complete control...

Without the dress her body looks tight and pale – a white g-string wrapped around narrow hips, covering virtually nothing, and a white strapless bra barely containing her firm but not oversized tits.

She pauses for a few seconds to tie her hair back and up, wrapping it around itself to keep her face clear. She wants everyone to see everything she does.

“I want to be fucked, and I want to suck his cock ... And, erm, anything else you ask me to do ... I’ll do anything!” She smiles.

“We know!” Calls Mandy from off camera. “Dirty bella!”

Charley steps into frame and points off camera – directing the camera to pan around... “Let’s see who we’ve got for you today...” The camera spins around to look at the big loading bay door as it squeaks and rolls open a few feet ... Daylight pours in from outside, then is partially blocked as two figures enter. One is tall and fat, the other short and slim. Man and dog ... They approach, gradually coming out of the light and we see that it’s Cockney geezer Dennis and Casanova, his highly trained Doberman. They walk over toward the set, side-by-side. Hannah is on her feet beside the bed, an excited look on her face, moving from foot to foot, trying to suppress her smile. Her boobs jiggle in her bra every time she moves. Casanova pulls against Dennis, pulling him across the studio to the set, right up to Hannah’s feet. She gets increasingly excited as he gets closer. Barely able to look away from him, other than a quick flashed look over to Mandy – who is breathing heavily off to the side of the set.

“She’s a bit of alright this one...” Says Denis with a smile. He looks down at his dog, “I think we’re gonna enjoy this one, Cas.”

Dennis stops short of her, letting his dog pull against the lead to try and close the last few feet. Hannah stands just out of reach, looking down at him. Anticipating. “He looks fucking terrifying!” She says, smiling rather than looking scared. “I like it...”

Still looking down at the dog she reaches back and unhooks the back of her bra, lets it fall away, freeing a lovely pair of 34B boobs, small nipples ... Cute. Then the g-string, a thumb in each hip and slid down her slim legs. The first thing we notice is the complete lack of pussy hair.

“Shaved or waxed?” Charley asks.

Hannah runs a hand over her smooth pubis. “Waxed ... I like a good waxin’ ... Hurts a bit mind, but I like that too...”

Casanova strains against his chain even harder, his front paws barely touching the floor as Dennis holds him back from the young Geordie slut.

“He’s keen, I’n he?” Jokes Mandy from the side of the set.

“They all are, hun.” Replies Hannah confidently. “Once they see me with me clobber off anything with a cock’s gaggin’ for it!”

“You don’t need a cock to gag for that...” Charley jokes from behind the camera.

“Awww, thanks hun...” Smiles Hannah. “But yer not my type, like.”

Charley takes the (rare) rejection in her stride, “But, er, HE is... ?”

The camera angles down to look at the sleek Doberman who’s desperate to get at the little blonde. Then back up to see her face – a cheeky smile, “Well ... I wouldn’t say no, like...”

We cut to a shot of Hannah on the floor, getting comfortable, on her knees, bent forward, one hand on the floor, reaching back behind her with the other to cover her arse-crack... “I’m ready ... But no anal! Nor on a first date, like!”

Off camera – Mandy cracks up. “Aye, right ... Like yer ever said no to anything!”

We cut to see Dennis as he unhooks Casanova’s chain and gives the beast an extra hard rub on the head and the back of his neck. “Go on, boy ... Give ‘er one for me while your at it!”

The dog pads straight over to Hannah and sniffs at her hair. She turns her head toward him, keeping her lips tight together but clearly chasing a kiss ... He licks her briefly, but doesn’t really show any interest in her face before moving away to sniff at her shoulder, the takes a couple of steps down toward her rear, sniffing the air, then sniffing at her butt – before moving quickly around behind her once he has homed in on the smell he’s interested in ... Dropping a little to get his snout between her thighs – and starting to lick at her pussy...

She quickly moves that hand away from her bum to rest on it, gasping a little from the licking, then giggling, turning her head toward Mandy and cracking into more of an outright laugh – only stopping because the dog’s tongue ceases to amuse and begins to arouse ... Her pussy beginning to tingle immediately, making her gasp. “Oh that’s fucking lush...”