s3e12 - Kaye (38) former teacher from York

Series 3, Episode 12: Kaye

It’s picture postcard, travelogue time again as we take in a montage of the historical town of York. The old wall that wraps around the city center, the train museum celebrating the earliest days of steam, and finally the Jorvik Viking Centre, a museum celebrating the historical attacks on the city by the Viking hordes from over the North Sea. We’re in the museum on the pretense of shooting a documentary about barbarians.

We’re watching a slim woman, approaching middle age but still in good condition. She has short dark hair with a long fringe that brushes her eyebrows. Her nose is a little large, her lips quite fat, and her ears stick out a bit, but the overall look is pleasant. Approachable. Let’s just say that she wouldn’t lack company if she wanted it.

She’s dressed smart-casual way that highlights her slim figure and big boobs, and she could easily be mistaken for a member of staff, although she isn’t ... Several tourists have in fact started following her as she provides a commentary which is perhaps 25% accurate, and 75% pure fantasy. She points out the exhibits and describes what they are, and what they were used for, making up names for ancient Viking kings – most of those names appear to be Bjorn, Gunnar or Erik ... Pausing infront of an exhibit that is actually the fearsome looking Viking warrior Ragnar, and his five daughters, plus a couple of large wolfhounds, she tells the following...

“King Bjorn the Terrible,” she tells her enrapt tourists, “had five wives and would service each of them every night ... When Bjorn was at sea, the duty of servicing his wives fell to his hound Erik ... Legend has it that his wives preferred it when Bjorn was at sea.” She delivers the last part of the tale whilst looking directly at a wide-eyed pale faced teenage girl. The young tourist looks a little bewildered, but why would a historian lie?

Cut to Kaye in close-up, outside. She speaks with a less official, but still very clear, tone. “My name is Kaye Warren, and I’m a 38 year old former schoolteacher from York, in the north of England.”

She tells her story. “I used to teach geography and physical education at comprehensive schools in the area, but unfortunately, “ she sighs, “there was too much temptation for me there ... I was in a relationship with one of my students, and when her parents found out they reported it. They were going to let me go with a warning, but during the investigation they found another eight girls I’d had extra-curricular sessions with ... And they threw the book at me. Six months in prison, on the sex-offenders register, and obviously I’m not allowed anywhere near a school anymore ... Museums are fun though...”

Cut to her in the museum again, this time infront of an exhibit showing some Vikings with a large fish and big smiles. “Viking men on long sea voyages, “ she tells her captive audience, “would often use these fish for their own pleasure...” She mimes laying a fish out infront of her crotch and humping it as if she was a man. Her tour group laughs. She continues, “The Viking women back home weren’t shy about using fish either...” She fixes her teenage target with a gentle stare, “ ... They were known to use live fish as a sort of dildo, to pleasure themselves in the absence of a man, or a dog...”

Cut back to outside the museum. Her interview. “I tried that once, with a fish, but it wasn’t alive, it was from the fresh section at Asda. It was cold and hard ... It felt lovely actually. I’d like to do that to another woman one day ... With a live fish this time!” She flashes a little look toward our own Charley, who always seems interesting to our bi-sexual and lesbian guests.

You obviously like women ... Where does the interest in dogs come from?

She continues answering in this public space, with people standing around, noting the cameras and eves-dropping on the interview.

“I’ve always been attracted to women, yes. When I was 15-16 and I was attracted to 15-16 year old girls, that wasn’t a problem, but when I grew up, I continued to be attracted to 15-16 year olds ... It wasn’t a choice. I just like that look, that innocence ... I wouldn’t choose to be this way. If I had my way I’d be turned on by grown men, life would be much easier that way ... It’s the same with dogs. I don’t know where it comes from, or when it started ... But I’ve always wanted to have sex with a dog. It’s ironic really, but if I’d bought a dog when I became a teacher, I might still be teaching now – despite being a dirty dogslut...” She smiles at the thought, then an idea occurs to her. “More realistically I’d still be in prison because I would have got all those girls to fuck the dog too!” She laughs, finding her scenario quite funny.

We show her walking along a narrow residential street, passing a Volkswagen Passat Estate car on her way. Turning up a small pathway and unlocking the front of a small terraced house before disappearing inside.

Inside, in a quiet and reflective moment, Kaye looks into camera and speaks her mind. “If this works out, then I’ll have something to keep my mind off girls ... I don’t want to be a problem for anyone else ... I just want to have fun. The more the better. A lot of fun.”

We cut to a close up of a big, heavy sheath under a dog’s belly. Close up of a big pair of dogs balls, hanging heavy between a dog’s strong hind legs. Close up of the big dog’s paws scrabbling on the concrete paving stones outside. Close up of a huge dog’s head, mouth open, tongue out, drool and slobber on the jowls. Close up of a huge, fully erect, purple cock with little blue and red blood vessels criss-crossing its surface – literally the shape of things to cum (from a clip from a previous show). Pull back to a wide shot of the whole dog – the biggest of them all ... No words are required to introduce ... Dino!

Back to the door of the hotel room - it opens and allows our new guests to enter ... Dino the Great Dane and his owner Bernard.

No words required, but Bernard will offer them anyway. “This is Dino.” Bernard speaks in voice-over whilst the huge dog continues to piss like a firehouse. “He’s an 8 year old Great Dane. He’s enjoying his sex-symbol status and gets fan mail from as far away as Australia and Japan ... There’s nothing Dino enjoys more than getting out and getting personal with his fans...”

Kaye’s face lights up as Dino trots into her cramped little house. “Oh my fucking God!” She gasps. She looks around from the camera to the crew, her mouth hanging open. “It’s a fucking horse!”

She welcomes the huge animal with open arms, dropping to her knees as he approaches, then wrapping her arms around his big neck. Her face comes up close to his and she is able to talk into his ear. She probably thinks we can’t hear as she whispers, “I want you to give me a really good fucking ... Okay, really hard!”

She straightens up, standing next to the huge dog, looking down at him as much as she looks at camera. As she talks she removes her coat and hangs it up. Then unbuttons her top and removes it without a thought.

“What’s the youngest he’s ever fucked?” She asked Bernard. He scratches his head, “Twenty, I think.” He thinks a little more as she unzips her skirt and begins to shimmy it off. “He’s not had any teenagers yet ... Most younger women are scared of him.”

She steps out of the skirt and looks down at the beast again. “I can understand why ... Young girls are so nervous first time ... I think I know a couple of young ladies who’d like to have some fun with you though...” She says, most likely to turn herself on as much as anything.

And suddenly she’s in her bra and panties. Both are Marks & Spencer, very functional, not sexy for any reason other than they are all that separates her from becoming intimate with this big animal.

She removes the bra and her C-cup boobs sag a lot, then her panties to reveal a freshly waxed, completely clean, pussy. She runs her fingers across the area... “I don’t like a lot of pubic hair ... I like a nice clean pussy.”

She smiles, a crooked smile, half to camera and half at the thought of a nice clean hairless pussy.