Chapter 13

I had gone maybe 2 miles from town when I met a vehicle with their lights on bright. I flashed my lights to make them dim theirs. They didn’t and I felt the wind gusts shake my car when we met. Damn, they were flying as fast as I was. I looked down and I was running a flat one hundred miles per hour. I looked back in my mirror and saw red and blue lights flashing, then headlights flashing on and off behind me.

That’s the fucking law! I wasn’t sure if it was the county or the state police, but I was hoping for the county so Granny could use her pull to get me off if they gave me a ticket.

I pulled over on the shoulder and left my motor running when I stepped out and walked to the back of my car to wait.

Shit, I didn’t even have a shirt to put on.

Whoever it was, pulled right up to where I was standing with their lights on bright and I was blinded, though it wasn’t completely dark yet. I could see the officer get out of the vehicle and walk toward me.

“Josey, where in the hell are you going so fast? You nearly blew me off the road!”

It was Chief Deputy Mona Glass! Damn, I hope she’s not as mad as she sounds.

“Uh, Hi Deputy Glass. I was headed home. I guess I was driving kind of fast. I just got my new car today. It’ll run like hell and I was trying it out.”

“Shit, relax, Josey. If I had known it was you, I’d have flashed my emergency lights at you and kept going. Now that I’ve stopped you, I need to know when is the best time to get in touch with Miss Early Ramsey. I need her help.”

“You need my Granny’s help? Help with what?”

“Is Miss Early really your Granny? I had never heard that before, until the day all the crap came out about the plane crash.”

“I just found out yesterday, myself. It’s a really long messed up story, Miss ... I mean Deputy Glass.”

“Josey, call me Mona as long as it’s not official and just us. I will ask that you call me Deputy if there are others around. Shit, I like you Josey. My younger sister really likes you a whole lot, too. I’m staying with her and Momma while we get this shit investigated about Gregg and the Garcias and your Uncle Ralph.”

“Thanks, Mona. I like your name by the way. Tell me who your sister is that knows me?”

“Lou Ann Whitaker. My maiden name was Whitaker.”

“WOW, I can see the resemblance in your faces now, but you’re a foot taller than her.”

“Yeah, I know. Being tall got me fucked and married at 16, to a sheriff’s deputy who would later become sheriff. I like being tall, now that I’m older. Lou Ann has some fine, firm tits for a girl her size, just in case you ever wondered. Back when I was her age, I was as skinny as a fishing pole and as tall as I am now. I didn’t even have nipples when I was 15, much less tits like she has. I didn’t even know what a pussy was for except to pee and get infections. I learned the hard way that if I washed it good each day, not only did my pussy feel good, it didn’t itch all the time. I was 15 when I got my first period, and by my sixteenth birthday, my tits blew my shirt off, they grew so fast. I’ve tried to make sure Lou Ann knows the things Momma never told me – things I had to learn on my own or ask my friends.

“You sure do look good now, Mona, if it’s legal for me to tell a sheriff’s deputy that,” I told and she laughed.

“I guess I have put on some weight in the right places over the years. I try to wear large uniform shirts so the most noticeable places aren’t quite so obvious.”

“Mona, believe me, they are obvious, and like I said, you sure look good.”

“Josey Ruiz! Are you trying to put the make on the acting sheriff of Collins County?”

“No, I was talking to my friend, Mona!”

“Josey, how old are you? Lou Ann just turned sixteen and she said she’s in the same class as you.”

“I’m fifteen, I won’t be sixteen until next August. I hope Lou Ann had good things to say about me, I may need your sister for an alibi one day.”

“Lou Ann has a big crush on you, Josey. She’d lie to God on your behalf, just to smell your sweat. She’s told me some shit about you that’s going around school – among all the girls that is. She swears she knows for a fact it’s true. I don’t even need to be talking to you about shit like this, but I’m intrigued by what she told me. You’re fifteen, and here I am twenty-nine, talking shit like a teenager again...

“The reason I asked about Miss Early, I mean your Granny, is — I’ve decided to petition the County Judge and District Attorney to appoint me Collins County Sheriff until the next election, and I need your Granny ... Miss Early Ramsey’s support. If I can get her to back me, no one will even run against me in the next election.”

“What do you need me to do, Deputy Mona?” I asked and she laughed at me again.

We were still standing between my car and her sheriff’s vehicle in the bright headlights.

“For now, just tell me if it’s true what Lou Ann told me about you. I can’t get that out of my mind for shit, and the more I stand here talking to you, the more it drives me crazy that it just may well be true ... Here you are standing on the side of the road without a damn shirt on and for a fifteen year old, you look damn good Josey. Hell, for a twenty-one year old, you look damn good ... No wonder Lou Ann has a crush on you!

“All that aside, back to the other, official matters. I need you to help me get your Granny on my side with this. I have to tell you up front, I personally think Gregg was involved in some sort of illegal drug running with the Garcias. I found some bank statements in his middle name and my maiden name that look suspicious as hell. I’m telling you this up front before we go to see Miss Early. There were some more things about him that I can’t discuss with you because they were very, VERY personal. Maybe I can talk to your Granny about them, I hope so,” she told me. She covered a lot of stuff there and I knew she left even more covered up than she told me about. I decided to let the personal stuff go and get to the part about trying to help her.

“Which bank?”

“Why does that matter? I’d rather not get into all the details about that right now. Let’s wait until I talk to your Granny.”

“If it’s Collins County Bank and Trust, I’m pretty sure I can get you some help inside the bank.”

“Josey, are you shitting me? Hell, I should have known better than to ask you that! In the past two weeks, I’ve heard your name from the interrogation room in the basement of the courthouse, to the supermarket, and now, from my own kid sister who swears she saw your cock and it’s as big as the cock on my Quarter Horse stud out at our ranch. My ranch, I should say, now that Gregg’s gone.”

“Is this Mona Glass asking, or Deputy Glass?” I asked her and she laughed.

“Mona Glass wants to know personally if you have a foot long cock. Collins County Sheriff’s Deputy, Mona Glass needs to know if you really do have a friend inside that bank with the power to help me through the ins and outs of some BIG, NASTY money without the FBI, the Banking Commission, the bank auditors, or anyone else knowing.

“If I answer yes to both, what then?”

“Damn you, Josey. You need to get into law, you’d make a good prosecutor.”

“You still didn’t answer me.”

“I’m still trying to decide how to answer you. I really do need help professionally, and I may need some undercover help to hide some dirty money – I mean lots of money, Josey. Then I need to ask you to wait on the answer about your cock, until I get this shit with Gregg’s dealings settled. Is that too much to ask?”

“If you need Granny’s help, we can go there now. I was headed home when you stopped me. She would have helped you without me, if you had asked her to. But this way you get Granny and me. With both of us, you have nothing to worry about and believe me when I tell you, I know what I’m talking about where my Granny is concerned. You can even take that uniform off and be yourself for a night or two, or even three – if you want to just let it go, kick back and relax. If you’re even thinking about relaxing and getting away from all the mess that’s going on, for a day or two, you’ll enjoy your stay at The Ramsey Farm ... If you’re sure about wanting some inside help at the bank, I’m pretty sure we can get my friend to help you. I’m not sure what that will cost you, maybe nothing, maybe a lot. You’ll need to take that uniform off for sure and meet where no one will see or hear what you talk about, or ever know you met.”

“Do you mean no clothes, or different clothes? I’m not going to let some man fuck me over to get this done, Josey!”

“What if it was a woman? Would you take them off then?”

“Would you be there?”

“Definitely.”

“Then I’d agree to meet with her naked, with you there too, if that’s what it took.”

“Mona, I wasn’t asking you to go naked! You brought that up. All I said was, you’d have to take the uniform off. I meant change your clothes, you don’t need to wear a uniform and be noticed by some nosy person looking for gossip!”

“Shit, I was getting excited about you and me being there naked with another woman until you told me that!”

“I’m sure my friend wouldn’t mind meeting you with no clothes on, and I sure as hell wouldn’t mind seeing you out of uniform, and her naked again. That still leaves you to decide if you and another woman want to double up on me,” I told her and she laughed, but she looked right at my crotch as she did.

“Take me to see your Granny Ramsey, Josey. If she will agree to back me and pressure the County Judge and the District Attorney to appoint me as interim sheriff – then be willing to back me in the next election, I’ll have that part behind me. I’ll have to make a decision about the bank accounts soon, but that can rest a few more days. I’ll have to do something there regardless, if I ever want the money for myself – or even if I just want the money to lie there forever and not be associated with Gregg’s name or mine. Maybe your Granny can help me there, she’s managed a farm and her own finances for years.”

“Mona, before we go to the farm, I need to tell you. There are a lot of women there who don’t wear clothes.”

“Really? I mean, who? Do you mean no clothes at all?”

“Granny for one. When she’s at home, she likes to relax in nothing but a short robe. Mona, she likes to have a smoke, kick back and relax too, so if that’s something you can’t turn your back on, we need to cancel this private meeting now, and I’ll ask her to come to your office. Then there’s my Momma, who has just recently revealed to me that I was her only son, thus my Granny’s grandson. Then there’s my two half-sisters, who I love in ways you may not approve of, but I don’t really give a shit if you do or not, I’ll still love them.

“Then there’s Mirra Bella Greesey who loves me and I love her, just as I do my sisters. She hates clothes at home as much as Granny does. There’s my Aunt Rita, who I would kill for, if someone ever even threatened her. Just wait until you see her naked, Mona. If you’re a woman who appreciates naked females, Aunt Rita will make your pussy itch like hell just looking at her. Then there’s Miss Willie and Miss Etty, and of course we’ve asked the Garcia sisters to join our family and live with us since they have no known kin.

“Now, do you still want to go meet with my Granny Ramsey?”

“It’s been years since I’ve been invited to a party like that. I was just a little older than Lou Ann is now, and I met Gregg there. We were both high as hell and he took my virginity in front of fifty people. When we sobered up, we found out that we wanted to keep on loving each other. He was 21, I was sixteen. Momma signed for me to get the license and I married him. I’d love to go to a party like that again, knowing what I know about men, sex, women, and doobies. I hope I can get high and get fucked, I mean ... SHIT, I’ll have to tell your Granny about that part, or your momma. I need to get a load of shit off my mind, Josey, so I can be sheriff and do my duty as a sheriff ... if I can get up the nerve to let go and relax, can I really take off my uniform and borrow one of your Granny’s robes?”

“Follow me, Sheriff Mona Glass. Cinderella’s Ball is about to start any minute now. I hope you’re hungry, we’ll eat first before we get completely naked.”

“Two more questions, Josey.”

“OK.”

“Will you be there when I talk to your Granny, and will I get to find out for sure what my kid sister swears up and down is true?”

“I’ll be there and if you’re not so high that you can’t find your own ass, you’ll see that she was wrong by one and one and a half inches.”

“Lead the way, Josey. I think I’m going to like being close friends with you. That is if you’ll let me. I hope your cock is that long, because I already want some.”

“I’d love to be your friend and I mean that, Mona. More than friends if there’s any way at all we can make it happen. I know who I am and I know that I’m still young, but I’d be the best damn friend you’ve ever had in your life ... until death, if you’ll let me.”

“I want it all, Josey. I already owe you. I already know that you can make things happen. You’re not a just some fucking-smart-ass-kid, you’re more of a man than any man that’s ever walked through my life. If we can become best friends, I want to be as close as you’ll let me. I’ve needed a friend like you all my life, now I’ve found him. I’ll even give odds right here and now, and scratch it in this pavement with my gun barrel, that you’ll be Judge of Collins County as soon as you become eligible. You have that something about you that lets people know you’re in charge, makes people like you, and makes women want to love you.”

“Even women sheriffs?”

“Especially women sheriffs, Josey. I could fuck you right here on the hood of my cruiser, until morning! You need to stop running around without your shirt on, you could get your ass raped by a woman sheriff!”

“You wouldn’t have to rape me, Mona. I’d help you fuck me and we’d have butt prints all over the hood of your cruiser! Now, follow me, Ms. Collins County Sheriff, and don’t get lost in my dust if you can’t keep up!” I told her and ran around my car to leap over the door and haul ass toward home.

When I turned onto the county gravel road, she was right on my tail and I knew I’d lose her in the middle of this dust storm.

I was wrong though, and when I turned into Granny’s circle drive, she was right on my bumper.

I really like my new friend – the new Sheriff of Collins County. I really do like her a lot.

Before I got out, I raised my top and latched it down, then rolled the windows up. I got out and Mona was still sitting inside her vehicle. I walked back to see if she’d changed her mind after she’d driven all the way out here.

She had her uniform shirt off and was pulling a gray T-shirt over her head with the sheriff’s logo on it. For a sheriff, she sure does wear a sexy white, low cut bra and I already love her titties. She smiled at me through the door window when she saw me watching her. At fine set of high riding, firm 34 C’s, I’d guess.

She picked up the mic on the two-way radio, said something about being 10-7 until further notice then stepped out and locked the vehicle.

“You look good in that T-shirt, Sheriff Glass. Nice bra under there too.”

“Call me Mona, Josey, I’m off duty now, and thanks. I have to try and keep myself feeling feminine underneath my uniform, since it’s such a manly occupation.”

“The rest of the outfit matches, I take it?”

“When I wear them!”

Before we reached the back door, someone turned the outside light on and I heard screaming.

“JOSEY’S HERE!“

“You are definitely loved in this house, Josey! I can see that and we’re not even in the house. I hope they will accept me.”

“Be careful what you wish for, Mona Glass, they love each other and they love for me to bring new friends home.”

Aunt Rita, Leanne and Alexa were the first to greet me when they flung the screen door open and stood staring at the tall, slender woman with me. They hesitated only a few seconds before they hurried to me.

“Josey, we’re glad you’re home. Granny told us you’d be here soon and we have supper ready for you,” Aunt Rita said as she hugged me and kissed my lips with a full kiss, not a long one, but one that rocked my cock and balls, just the same.

“I’m proud of my nephew, Josey. You have changed. You’re no longer the shy young boy who was afraid to make new friends. You have become a young man and I love the man in you. Granny told me to come to her room with you, Celle, and Lilia later. We’ll have fun, Baby,” she whispered as she held me.

She was naked under her short robe and I had my hand on her back in a way that exposed her. I made sure Mona was watching too. She was and her eyes met mine. She smiled and I did too.

“Josey, tell us who your new friend is,” Aunt Rita said, then kissed my cheek.

“Let me introduce you to our newest, Ramsey Family friend. This is Chief Deputy of Collins County Sheriff’s Department, Mona Glass. Please welcome her to Granny’s home and into our family.”

Leanne and Alexa were there to welcome her after Aunt Rita put one of her best hugs on Mona. The three of them were all over her as they talked and welcomed her.

“Granny, please come over and let Mona tell you what she has found out about the plane crash. She has many things she needs your help with too, and I hope there’s a way we can help her,” I told Granny as she came to me with her arms out.

Just as I told Mona earlier, Granny only wears a loosely tied short white, terry robe at home. My Granny is a beautiful woman and each time I see her like this with a happy smile, I love her all over again.

“Josey, you’ve had a busy day. I already like our new friend and I’m sure that whatever it is Mona needs, we’ll find a way to help her.

“Mona, welcome to Ramsey Farms and to the Ramsey Family residence,” Granny told Mona as she reached out to her.

They were about the same height and Mona surprised me when she put her arms around Granny and pulled her close. She had already given Aunt Rita, Leanne, and Alexa light hugs and a smile, as if she was still unsure of herself with all the women in the kitchen.

Granny wasted no time in checking Mona out. She ran her hands up and down her back and even cupped both her buttocks through her neatly pressed khaki uniform pants.

“Miss Ramsey, thank you for welcoming me into your home. Josey told me you would, and though I was anxious to meet you, I was nervous about it too. I’ve seen you many times around town, at the courthouse, and at different places in the county, but I’ve never seen you like this. I’m glad we finally get to meet in person and in the privacy of your home.”

“Honey, you can relax here. We’re just family and home-folks here. Make yourself at home and meet the rest of the family. We’re all kin except for Celle and Lilia and they’re already like family to us. After you’ve met the others, if you’d like to be more casual, grab one of my shorty robes I keep over there on the coat rack by the door, just in case someone comes to the back door unexpectedly. You are way overdressed and we would love to have you eat supper with us and kick back.”

“Thank you again, Miss Early. I’ve been kind of out-of-sorts the past few days, after all that’s happened this week and I need this more than I even admitted to Josey when he invited me out to meet you. I would like very much to relax, take my gunbelt off, get rid of these uniform pants and just be a friend, if you’re sure I won’t be a bother.”

“Honey, grab a robe over there, walk out into the laundry area so you’ll have your privacy, and change. Wear whatever you think you need under the robe to feel comfortable, feel free to be naked if you like. After we’ve eaten, we’ll meet in private and talk about your problems.”

“Thank you, Miss Early. Already, I feel better than I have since the plane crash. This week has been gut-wrenching to me and I’m sure to you and your family as well - but I’m glad I’m here with you. From now until morning, I don’t want to be a deputy. I just want to be me, be a woman, be a friend, and I want to enjoy your hospitality.”

Mona turned to meet Momma, Miss Willie, Miss Etty, Lilia, Celle, and Mirra. Momma walked over to hand her a shorty robe, then went with her into the laundry area to change. I knew Momma would stay with her and I was wishing a hundred times a second I could see her change. I wondered if she would be brave enough to be naked under that robe when she came out.

Mona sat between Granny and me at the table while we ate and talked a little about what has happened this week. She never mentioned her husband’s death and Granny never told her Uncle Ralph’s true connection with our family.

When we were through eating, we sat at the table and talked for another half hour before Granny asked Leanne, Alexa, Celle, and Lilia if they would clear the table and do the dishes while she and I met with Mona.

Granny never tells them to do any of the chores, she asks them, and of course they fall over each other to get them done. I love this about her and I love my girls for loving Granny as much as I do and wanting to please her.

Aunt Rita went with Mona when she asked where the bathroom was, and Granny pulled me aside, with Momma to talk.

“Josey, tell us what this is about,” Granny asked.

“Mona lost her husband, Sheriff Gregg Glass in that plane crash. They discovered his body when they cleared the wreckage. She suspects him of being involved with the Garcias and Uncle Ralph, but I’ll let her tell you the rest of that. She wants to be appointed interim sheriff until the next election and she’d like for you to use your influence on the County Judge and District Attorney. Then she wants to run for sheriff in the next election and she wants you to back her. She told me that if you backed her, no one would even file to run against her.”

“What else?” Momma asked.

“She wants to relax and spend the night. I told her my Granny likes to relax and have a smoke with me – she wants to join us.”

“I like that girl more all the time, Josey! Take her to your room when she gets back, I’ll bring a cigar box full of smokes. We’ll all go there since you have the biggest room and the largest bed. I want Rita and Laura with us. Tell Celle and Lilia we’ll call them as soon as we meet with Mona for a few minutes. If I know anything at all about women – Mona Glass is just about to bust loose – and in more ways than one.”

“We’ll be there, Granny. I hope we can help her, I really do like her.”

“By Friday morning, if not sooner, we’ll be calling her, Sheriff Glass, Josey. I’ll get her that job – Judge Homer Skelley owes me more favors than he’ll ever be able to repay. That fucking DA, Harp Fisher knows better than to cross me again. Even with Ralph Ruiz’ lead weight hanging around my neck for years, I was still able to turn the crank on Collins County politics. I know too much on the old guys, from back when Daddy was alive. With him gone and now Ralph gone too, I feel like I’m back in charge and I’m not about to relinquish that power to anyone but you when you get a few years older.”

“Me?”

“You heard me! You’re my grandson now and by the time we get you home schooled and graduated, you’ll know as much as me about the workings of local politics.

“I knew someone was missing, where is our teacher?” I asked just now realizing that Miss Mooney, Cynthia, and Carmelita were missing.

“They took your Momma’s car and went back to get Cindy’s car from the tire shop. She wanted to start getting the papers in order for her to start home schooling all of you, even Mirra. They’ll be back later in case you want some more pussy.”

“Damn!”

“I know, Baby. Granny doesn’t mess around when she wants something bad enough. You’ll learn ... Now, before Mona comes back, tell me who you nailed with your newfound charm, after I left.”

“How do you know I nailed someone?”

“I didn’t until now — Tell me, was she a big fish like Annette, or was she just an easy fuck?”

“Granny, she’s the biggest fish I could ever hooked and wait until I tell you about her.”

“What does she do? Is she married? Is she rich?”

“She’s married, but she hates it. She’s fucking rich, she’s tall and beautiful, and she works at the bank.”

“Tori Himmes. She’s Vice President of the bank”

“Yep, did I do good?”

“Did you fuck her?”

“Yep, when she wasn’t fucking me so hard I had to hang on, I did ... and wait until you hear all the wild shit we did too.”

“Here they come, get your ass in there and take a quick shower. I should go in there with you and we could wash each others back and talk about your rich woman’s pussy. I’m proud of you, Josey. She’s a fucking powerful woman in town and at the bank. She’s a beauty too.

“Here comes the one I’m not sure about,” I said and pointed to Mona as she and Aunt Rita came toward us laughing.

“Tonight, her ass will belong to us, Josey. Take my word for it, and until she tells you different, be sure to use a condom when we fuck her.”

“Do you really think she’s ready for that so soon?”

“Trust me, Josey, that young woman has a fire in her belly that’s longing for a fire hose that’s big enough to put it out. When I touched her back and buttocks, it was like I had lit the fuse on a stick of dynamite. Believe me, for some reason, Mona Glass was already about to explode before she arrived here, and to tell the truth, I think you kindled her fire.”

I was in my shower when I heard them come into my room talking. Aunt Rita was standing there just out of the spray, with a towel to dry me off when I shut the shower off and stepped out. She was smiling.

“Aunt Rita, is there something I need to know?” I asked when she dried my hair while I was bent over with my hands on her naked hips.

“I was still smiling at what Mona told me about you and her kid sister. She told me she was dying to know if your cock really was that big.”

“Did you tell her?”

“No, I didn’t want to spoil it for her. She’ll know soon enough when you walk in there with a towel around you and take it off to lie back on the bed. She’s sitting on the bed now with Laura and Granny.”

“Has Granny offered her a hit? If I know Granny, she’s already lit up.”

“Mona has her own and it’s a fucking fat-ass doobie too. Come on, let’s go get a smoke and have some fun. Granny will probably have her talking about her troubles by now. You need to sit between her and Granny so you can get her to tell us everything.”

Aunt Rita walked over to my bed and reached into the open cigar box by Granny’s butt. She picked out a fat doobie, then looked at me. I nodded and she handed me one. I still had my towel around my waist and the rest of them were naked. I looked at Mona and she was looking me up and down.

Her titties are as close to Aunt Rita’s as I’ve seen so far. They are just a bit smaller, but her tiny nipples turn up and the perfect cone shaped breast stands straight out. I looked at her face and she was watching me as I looked her over.

I smiled and nodded, as if approving and she smiled at me, patting the open place in the circle of naked bodies on my bed. I knew Momma, Aunt Rita, and Granny had planned for me to be next to Mona and I was glad. Her long legs were lightly tanned, like maybe she had been in the sun recently, but not as much as Momma, Aunt Rita, or even Granny, whose legs were darkest.

No one was talking, they were all looking at me and I was trying my best not to get a hard-on. Before I swelled up to a full blown erection, I looked directly at Mona and pulled my towel off as I faced her. As I stood there naked with my cock hanging in a long curve with my cockhead pointing down, I lit my fatty and took a deep pull on it.

I put the lighter in the wooden ashtray Granny had brought from her room. It’s as big as a dinner plate with a low side and lots of little dips around the rim to let a doob catch a rest.

With my right hand out, I leaned over the bed and let my hand slide across the silky feeling sheets until I touched Mona’s back, then slid right up next to her butt as she lay on her side facing the others. I could smell the soap and shampoo on her and I wanted to fuck her right then, right in front of the others.

Mona took a long pull on her half burned stick, then leaned over to flip her ashes in the ashtray. No one had spoken since Aunt Rita and I came in from my shower and I wanted to get the gab going again. I leaned over Mona to flick my ashes, and my chest was pressed against her butt cheek where she lay stretched out on her side, propped up on her elbow.

When I raised up, I leaned my head down and kissed her hip, not down on her butt, just on her hipbone. I looked at her and her eyelids were drawn down like she was almost asleep. I knew it was up to me to get this started. Everyone in this room knew I wanted to fuck Mona and I had a feeling Mona did too.