Chapter 298

A history lesson from squaddie117 ‎

How lucky can we get????

It is a little-known fact that King Arthur had more knights than is usually believed.

They included:

Who was the devastatingly handsome, but disappointingly shallow knight? - Sir Face
Who was Arthur’s best knight of all? - Sir Pass
Who was the knight that is a great help to all the other knights? - Sir Port
Who was the knight who got around a bit - popular at parties? - Sir Culation
Who was the knight who could always be relied on to do the unexpected? - Sir Prise
Who was the most watchful knight? - Sir Vey
Who was the rather long-winded and droning knight, but a good, moral sort? - Sir Monise
Who was the knight who approached his duties in a roundabout way? - Sir Cuitous
Who was the knight who stands by wild predictions? - Sir Pose
Who was the knight with a strange accent? - Sir Cumflex
Who was the evasive knight? - Sir Cumvent
Who was the most calm and cheerful knight? - Sir Reen
Who was the most paranoid knight? - Sir Spicious
Who was a vague and insubstantial knight? - Sir Real
Who was the knight whose fault it never was? - Sir Cumstances
Who was the knight who moonlights as a geologist? - Sir Vey
Who was the most agreeable knight? - Sir Tenly
Who was the knight who used to be a slave? - Sir Vent
Who was the Knight who ran the graduation ceremony? - Sir Amony
Who was the Knight who is also an OB/GYN? - Sir Vix
Who was the Knight on LSD? - Sir Real
Who was the Knight who made pottery? - Sir Amik Vaze
Who was the Knight who also worked in the OR? - Sir Jen
Who was the Knight who is totally radical? - Sir Fer
Who was the Knight who is a great trader? - Sir Plus
Who was the French Knight? - Sir Render
Who was the Knight who never lost? - Sir Vivyn
Who was the Knight who enjoys practical jokes? - Sir Prize!
Who was the Knight who is always in the lead? - Sir Pass
Who was the Firefly class Knight? - Sir Renitee
Who was the really sketchy Knight? - Sir Spishus
Who was the knight who is always sure of himself? - Sir Ten
Who was the knight who loves snakes? - Sir Pent
Who was the Knight who cut people open and sewed them shut? - Sir Jon
Who was the Knight was always afraid to fight? - Sir Render
Who was the singing Knight? - Sir Enade
Who was the Knight who was the first to sail completely around the world? - Sir Cumnavigate
Who was the Knight who provided condiments for the morning breakfast of pancakes? - Sir Up
Who was the only Knight who was also a Rabbi? - Sir Cumcise
Who was the Knight who catered the other meals? - Sir Loin of Beef
Who was the Knight who was fascinated with veins and how blood moves through our bodies? - Sir Culation
Who was the cranky Knight? - Sir Lee
Who was the calm knight? - Sir Renity
Who was the Knight that preached all the time? - Sir Mon
Who was the first Knight to ever stand up on a long wooden board and ride the waves? - Sir Fing